Parody of William Carlos Williams's 'This is just to say'
Twilight style baby!
PS.I do not own the original poem or the characters the poems refer to.
Dear Alice,
This is just to say that I have your yellow Porsche
that you love so very much
and if you ever want to see it again you will promise
1-Never to paint my nails again
2-Do not treat me like a doll
3-Never...
crap here you come-
Gotta run,
Bella
Dear Bella,
This is just to say that I was I
who was behind the disappearance of your clothes
that you really had no intention of wearing.
Your boyfriend took away my love
you cow,
Watch your back
payback is a bitch
See you soon,
Victoria
Dear Edward,
This is just to say that,
I was the one who towed away your shiny sliver Volvo
that you were going to pick Bella up from work in.
I don't care if you forgive me or not.
You heart breaking scum,
you brown haired manipulator,
you golden eyed brute.
Yours hatefully,
Charlie.
Dear Rose,
This is just to say that I kinda wrecked your convertible
the red one that is your favorite,
the one you built from scratch?
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
I love you so much!
It was just so tempting,
So…
BLAME ALICE SHE STOLE MY JEEP!
I love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever,
Emmett
Dear Childern,
This is just to say you are no longer allowed near the living room,
because you can not behavior yourselves and keep from breaking the couch.
This is the fifth time I've replaced it this month
Things that have been broken and still need to be replaced
1 coffee table (Edward)
1 throw rug (Rosalie)
2 lamps (Emmett and if I catch you with a ball again there will be hell to pay)
1 grandfather clock (Emmett that goes for golf too)
and finally 3 crystal vases seem to have vanished ( Alice stop playing fortune teller and give them back)
I mean it this time,
Esme
Dear Jacob,
This is just to say that I hid you flea power
you probably needed cuz you itch like crazy.
I'm sorry
it was just to so tempting
so incredibly funny.
Next time you'll think
before saying anything about my imprinting
Quil