A/N Random Randomness
"Doc? I don't feel so good."
"I told you, don't call me 'doc'. It's 'Doctor' or bust."
"Fine then. Bust, I don't feel so good."
"You know what I mean!"
"Get me some medicine, will you?"
"Hey doc? What's this do?"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
"But what's it do?"
"Makes coffee."
"Ooh. Can I have some?"
"It's bad coffee."
"From another planet?"
"No, it's just very bitter."
"Yuck."
"Exactly."
"Hey doc. Doc. Doc. Doc. Doc. Doc. Bust. Doctor."
"Yes?"
"I don't feel good."
"Go get yourself some medicine! Or get Angela to get it for you!"
"Geesh. No need to snap."
"Yeah. Why so angry, doc?"
"STOP CALLING ME 'DOC'. MY NAME'S 'THE DOCTOR'!"
"What about 'Theta Sigma'?"
"Yes, that too."
"Hang on, where's Fifi?"
"Fifi?"
"The dog."
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... "What dog?"
"The one we got from Clom."
"We didn't get a dog from Clom."
"Raxicorricalfallapatorias, then?"
"We didn't get any dog."
"But we asked you."
"And I said no."
"Yuck!"
"I told you that coffee was bitt- DON'T THROW THE CUP!"
"Woof."
"What are you doing?"
"Well, if you didn't get us a dog, I'll be the dog."
"You'll be the dog? Oh, fuck this fucking shit!"
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"Doc, did you just swear?"
"I've never heard him swear before."
"Yeah, me neither."
"Right, get out, all three of you."
"Why?"
"You're driving me up the wall!"
"One, we don't have a car to do so, especially one that defies gravity, such as your hair, and B)... You're still firmly on the ground."
"It's a metaphor."
"Stupid metaphor. You can't drive someone up a wall."
"I... Did any of you graduate school?"
"Graduate? What's that?"
"Right. You. Are. Making. Me. Loopy."
"You're straight."
"Just. Forget it. Just leave me alone for a while. Please."
"But you swore."
"I know I swore!"
"You have to put money in the swear jar."
"But we don't have a swear jar."
"Well then, better go get your arts and crafts set out. Go make one."
"Will you leave me alone if I do?"
"Um... Yeah."
"Fine, just let me be!"
A/N Hope you guys liked that. It's just randomly random. If you thought it was funny, review. XD
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