Rai: Sakura needs 2 back off sasuke...now. Kera: I know. Rai: as long as she doesn't go after gaara or shikamaru I MIGHT let her live. Kera: laughs I think some1 is getting a little offensive Rai: shut up Kera! u wouldn't want her going after envy. Kera: I guess u right. Rai: I'm always right Kera: but what about Ino Rai: she can go hide in a cave w/ Sakura the rest of her life. that is my only condition 4 them living Kera: laughs Rai: I'm being serious Kera: I know me: sharpens lighting and darkness twin blades and chases Ino and Sakura into a cave far far away Kera: she and envy seal the cave with their homunculi powers Rai: thanks Kera and palm tree man Envy: Cartman... Rai: Shut the hell up! Kera: He's sensitive. Rai: I thought everyone called him that! Kera: He's just pissed 2day. Envy: scoots closer to Kera Rai: I'm gonna go find Shikamaru. Kera: Meet us at my house 2night, Rai: ok. see ya later! goes back 2 konoha Later that day! Envy: cooking Kera: decorating Rai: grabs and drags gaara into the house (cuz he kewl when he on sugar and a good party always needs a sugar addict) Inner Rai: hahaha!! envys in an apron Laughs Rai : hiya Kera and palm tree dude! Kera and Envy: Hi! Gaara: whispers in Rai's ear at least he not pissed about bein called a palm tree. Kera: Have some SUGAR! Rai: oh no. Kera you know what he's like when he gets sugar. Inner Rai: EAT IT!! EAT IT!! This will be hilarious Envy: shaves a cookie down wraths throat and wrath goes hyper Gaara: takes the sugar anyways even though Rai tells him not (even though Rai secretly wants him 2 eat it so he can be hyper) Gaara/ Wrath: run around room really hyper Wrath- SWEAT BABY SWEAT!! POPCORN!! Gaara: HERE R MY LOVE HANDLES AND THIS IS MY SPOUT I AND IF U TIP ME OVER THEN MOMA SAID KNOCK U OUT!! Rai: good Goth Kera! I told u not 2 give them sugar! Now they're flipping the bad touch and the happy song!! Kera: So wat they're are at least funny. Rai: ok I must admit they are pretty funny when they are on sugar. Kera: just funny. Rai: ok its hilarious rolls on the floor laughing Wrath: BEER!! Kera: joins Rai in laughing on the floor Gaara: lands on Rai's head singing the happy song Envy: slowly backs away crewed out at what's happening Kera: shoves sugar down envy's throat EAT! Rai: OH GOD RUN AWAY!! Kera: shoves sugar down Rai's throat, but it has no effect DAMN!! Why won't she be hyper! Sasuke: hey losers what I'd miss! Rai: runs over and glomps/kisses sasuke Rai: sorry I'm on sugar blushes Inner Rai: NICE ONE THAT WAS REALLY SMOOTH!! Kera: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA HOMUNCULUS LOVER...TATTOOED WITH UROBOROS...PSYCHOTIC MAN WITH AN EVIL HEART!! Kera: whispers 2 self I guess I'm the only 1 here who can handle their sugar!! Sasuke: Injects Rai with hyper crack Rai: SASUKE WAT THE CRAP!! runs and screams like crazy person singing annoying songs Sasuke: CANDY! inner Rai: I'm hyper but I know sasuke and candy or any form of sugar is REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY bad. Real world Rai and Kera: oh my Goth I'm scared Kera: Envy...C'mere u sexy beast... Everyone but Kera and Envy: stops being hyper except 4 Rai cuz she was on crack at the time and everyone else stared in total weirded outness Rai: GET A ROOM!! Rai: I'm hyper!! I'm hyper!! I'm hyper!! YAY ME!! Kera and Envy: go into a duet with bad touch Rai: even she stops now Kera: Cmon, hyper idol!! Rai: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY!! COME ON GAARA LET'S GO B HYPER!! Rai/ gaara: do a duet on Everytime We Touch
To be continued…!!