Hey all!! A long time ago in a far away galaxy, I went under the author
name SciFi and penned a short little ditty called "Why I, Q, am so
annoying". It seemed to get a pretty good response, and as I was looking
over old reviews, I noticed one that asked for more things like it. So
here you are, enjoy it, read it, and please review it, even if you hated
it.
Okay, the usual stuff too, I do not own Picard, nor am I making any money off this. Paramount holds the Star Trek copyright and yada yada yada...
Why I, Picard, Have No Hair
I, Picard, have no hair, because, I had an unfortunate run in with Mr. Mott in my chidhood. Mr. Mott was just beginning to hone his skills as a barber when I happened to walk into his barbershop when I was 12. He offered me a free haircut and in my rash youth I accepted. Shameful I know, but we all did crazy things as kids didn't we?
Soon the scissors had snipped off about half my hair. I was horrified, but managed to remain dignified. I kindly asked Mr. Mott since he had so entirely screwed up my hair if he would mind throwing in a free hair wash. Perhaps I was a little too sarcastic, because whatever shampoo he used, it took care of the rest of my hair. To this day I can still feel the burning sensation... And as you have guessed by now, my hair did not grow back. If you ever seen any pictures of me anywhere with hair after age 12, I am wearing a wig.
This has been very hard for me to admit, but I feel as if burning sensation has been lifted from my chest! In fact, I believe now that bald is beautiful. Now if only I could convince everyone else...
Okay, the usual stuff too, I do not own Picard, nor am I making any money off this. Paramount holds the Star Trek copyright and yada yada yada...
Why I, Picard, Have No Hair
I, Picard, have no hair, because, I had an unfortunate run in with Mr. Mott in my chidhood. Mr. Mott was just beginning to hone his skills as a barber when I happened to walk into his barbershop when I was 12. He offered me a free haircut and in my rash youth I accepted. Shameful I know, but we all did crazy things as kids didn't we?
Soon the scissors had snipped off about half my hair. I was horrified, but managed to remain dignified. I kindly asked Mr. Mott since he had so entirely screwed up my hair if he would mind throwing in a free hair wash. Perhaps I was a little too sarcastic, because whatever shampoo he used, it took care of the rest of my hair. To this day I can still feel the burning sensation... And as you have guessed by now, my hair did not grow back. If you ever seen any pictures of me anywhere with hair after age 12, I am wearing a wig.
This has been very hard for me to admit, but I feel as if burning sensation has been lifted from my chest! In fact, I believe now that bald is beautiful. Now if only I could convince everyone else...