Azumanga Daioh: Dysfunctional
Hello and Welcome! I finally decided to throw my dignity away and write some fan fiction! I figured that I would start with a series I just finished. Azumanga Daioh is hilarious. It has so much Lesbian subtext that I decided to capitalize on it.
I see the Azumanga girls as a dysfunctional family (the kind you don't choose). I'm going to do a series of one-shots that may or may not be connected. Almost everyone will have a pairing.
Now since you're new to reading my stories, I'll give you some rules and information about the way I do things.
Rule # 1: I don't do Lolita pairings. If I pair and under aged character, I do a future fiction where the person is of age. (Chiyo-chan)
Rule # 2: I only do pairings when I think there is some validity to them. Or I'll do an occasion crack pairing. Sorry, Tomo/Yukari shippers (I know you're out there)
Rule # 3: I make offensive and politically incorrect jokes. So if you get offended, remember it is just a joke!
Rule # 4: I am in this for fun and I don't want anyone to ruin the ride. I accept constructive criticism. If you flame me, I will ignore you or flame right back. (Trust me; you do not want any of this!)
Rule # 5: Feel free to e-mail me any suggestions or plot ideas or challenges.
Rule #6 (last one I promise): As for Japanese, I'm decent at it. I know all of the suffixes pretty well, but not expertly. To avoid difficulties, my stories won't have any Japanese. (Please just pretend you are watching the show and my story is the subtitles)
OKAY! Let's have some fun!
Chapter 1: Behind Closed Doors
Pairing (Tomo/Yomi)
Kagura smiled as she entered the classroom. Another day, another chance to challenge her rival, Sakaki, she grinned at the thought. Sakaki really didn't care, but she wasn't going to let a little thing like logic get in her way. She surveyed the room. Tomo and Yomi were arguing, no surprise. Osaka was talking to Chiyo who was turning white probably from whatever the hell Osaka was saying (Poor girl). She spotted Sakaki at her desk and walked over.
"Hey Sakaki!" Kagura said running over to the quiet girl.
"Hi" she replied quietly.
"So, I'm thinking me and you race after school!" she said eyes ablaze "Great! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me!"
The quiet girl tried to protest, but the athlete took her pause as a yes. She simply sighed knowing that there was no way out of it. Kagura took her seat and envisioned her victory. Sakaki just tired to envision petting a cat without being bitten. The entire class waited in tense silence waiting for their psycho teacher, not expecting anything out of the ordinary, until an earth shattering scream pierced the silence.
"What the hell did you say you bitch?" Yelled an enraged Yomi.
"What, you seem to have gained a few pounds! You can't take constructive criticism!" said a defensive Tomo
"I'll show you constructive criticism!" She said dragging Tomo out of the classroom.
All of the people in the classroom were pretty much unaffected since they were used to Tomo pushing Yomi way too far.
"Uh, shouldn't we do something?" Chiyo asked
"What for, Yomi beats up on Tomo all the time?" Kagura said
"But, she's never dragged Tomo away before. We should do something!" Chiyo said.
"She's right. Yomi could be garroting her, water boarding, or….." Osaka rambled on
"I'll go make sure this doesn't go too far." Kagura said wanting to get away from Osaka's rambling.
She quickly made for the hallway to find her friends or friend depending on how lenient Yomi was willing to be. She walked down the hallway following the sound of struggling and yelping. She came up to the music room. She crept up to the door and opened it slightly. She saw Tomo with her arms pinned to the wall by Yomi
with a dark "Here's Johnny!" look on her face. Kagura was about to leave when the struggling stopped.
"So, you think they bought the act?" Yomi asked nervously.
"Relax Yomi! You beating down on me is nothing new." Tomo said laughing
"Well, I wouldn't beat on you so much if you didn't piss me off so much!" Yomi defended.
"You do realize whenever you wrestle me to the ground I just pretend not to enjoy it. It gives me a good look at your cleavage." Tomo said with a Cheshire cat grin.
"You're really going to get it this time Tomo!" She said, her glasses emitting a red glow.
"What're you going to do?" The wild cat asked with mock fear
Yomi pressed her lips to Tomo's with enough forced to pin her back to the wall. She roughly kissed the other girl as if she was taking her frustration out with the kiss. Kagura's face went pale. How could this be? Sure, they were friends since elementary school, but she never imagined that they'd be lovers.
"You drive me insane." Yomi said breaking the kiss.
"Wait, you mean that sexually right?" Tomo asked with a stupid look on her face.
"Of course you moron! What else would I be referring to?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"Well, you once said that I would drive you to the mad house." Tomo said innocently
"Just stop talking and take off your shirt." Yomi said slapping her forehead
Tomo just saluted and lifted her shirt over her head. Kagura just slip the door closed and back away slowly. She walked back to class with a smile on her face. It wasn't a happy smile, but a grimace or a smile of someone who had gone insane. She entered the room and just sat back in her desk.
"So, is Tomo okay?" Chiyo asked concerned.
"Is Yomi working her over hard?" Osaka asked
Kagura fell to the floor clutching her stomach in a hysterical and slightly creepy laughter. Everyone in the class turned pale as a sheet at this disturbing sight.
"What? What happened?!" Chiyo asked starting to have a panic attack.
"She's probably traumatized from the horrific sight." Osaka said
Kagura just continued her disturbed laughter while Osaka began to describe all of the horrible medieval methods of torture Yomi could be using. Meanwhile, Chiyo
just got more things to work out in therapy. Tomo and Yomi didn't come back until second period.
Author: Well, that's chapter one! Give me some feedback! There is more for Chiyo to be traumatized by!
Chiyo whimpers