"Jack. Hey, Jack!" He looked up to find a blonde head poking round his door. "He's asleep! Come on!"

The head disappeared again and he heard footsteps down the corridor as he hauled himself off the bed. Took long enough, he thought. The Doctor hardly ever seemed to sleep, and they'd been waiting to do this for ages.

In the Control Room, Rose was creeping around a sleeping figure propped up against the far wall. She waved to Jack, urging him over.
"Help me with this, will you?"

The captain obliged, cautiously edging the sleeping Doctor away from the wall while Rose tied a piece of white fabric around him. That formality completed, they leant him against the wall again, and she pulled something from her pocket, grinning mischievously.

Jack had to stuff a fist into his mouth to stop himself from laughing. "You're not really going to put that on him, are you?"

"Yep. And this. Oh, and this," she smirked, pulling further objects from her pockets.

Ten minutes later, they stepped back to admire their work. Rose leant down to place a small gold object in the Doctor's hand, and they crept away, stifling their laughter until they were safely through the door at the other side of the room, where they both proceeded to collapse in fits of giggles.

-

Some hours later, the Doctor stirred. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he didn't seem to notice his altered state at first, until he looked at his hand and saw the black smudge across it.

"What the…?" He looked around at the floor, before spotting the compact. Picking it up, and not entirely sure he wanted to see whatever had happened to him, he flicked it open and glanced at the mirror.

He wasn't sure he recognised the face staring, open mouthed, back at him.

Because in the mirror was a face caked in lipstick, bright blue eye shadow and ruined mascara. The Doctor looked away from the mirror and down to see what other damage they'd done.

"An apron?" A look of bemusement spread across his face. "Ah. Very funny." He put down the compact and strode over to the door, leaning into the corridor beyond.

"ROSE TYLER! JACK HARKNESS! GET OUT HERE!"