I don't own FMA. Sadly I don't. Hiromu Arakwa does.

Me and my brother, Edward Elric the Fullmetal Alchemist, had gone to our superior officer's, Roy Mustang, to get our next mission. And it wasn't exactly pleasant.

"Fullmetal,Fullmoon. you finally got here. You two are always late." smirked the Colonel.

"You know you'd think after 3 years of it, you wouldn't complain. But apparantly, it will continue." I say.

"You know, you two have such short tempers." Mustang drawls on.

I can see ed will handle this one, so 3,2,1......

"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SO SMALL THAT IF THEY WENT ON THIS MISSION THEY WOULD BE SQUASHED BY A FALLING BRICK?!?!"

"I never said that Fullmetal.." the Colonel says slyly.

"But you implied it." I respond. " And we're here, so can we get on with this?"

"Certainly, You two will be posing as mine and Hawkeye's children. (A/N: I know this probably wouldn't happen,, but it is supposed to be a bit humorous, and parental. So there!!) This is for an undercover mission in West City(is that a place). There is a lab there that has some top scientist's doing research on chimera's and they are suspected of creating chimeras. The West military branch doesn't have that many State alchemists, and the ones that are there are all on missions, so I was voluntered by the Fuhrer. As were you two and Hawkeye. Anyways, this lab is strange. The scientists bring their children with them to work, and have the children work with them. basically, they are all children prodigy's. that is also another reason you two are going with us. One, you are both State Alchemists, and because you are the only two children in the military. We leave tommorow on the train at 9:00. Any questions?" Mustang says happily.

"Uh yeah. Why did they pick you two to play as our....... 'parents'?" Ed asks, clearly ticked off.

"Because, you have to somewhat resemble oyur 'parents'." he states.

"Oh, I can see that. With the hair and stuff. But I'm still not lookin' forward to it!" I say.

"You two can go. remeber, train station, tommorow at 8:30."

"Fine see you then."

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