Two suckers get dragged into Naruto
"Alright, finally off!" Austin yells as he clocks off. As he's practically running from the computer used for time punches, he's laughing his head off a little. He's a weird kid, no questions asked. He runs up to his friend Calvin, whose reading off his phone… again.
Austin skids to a stop in front of him. "Alright, I'm good. Let's go!" And he basically starts bouncing up and down slightly. Calvin, too engrossed in reading, waves his hand at him. "Nah, I'm good." This causes Austin to frown slightly, then perk right back up with a smile. "I'll buy you a chicken wrap with bacon in it." And faster than you can say 'what' Calvin's head whips up and stares at him with semi-wide eyes. "When do we leave?"
Chicken wrap in hand, both Austin and Calvin leave the building. As they cross the street, a random cat runs past them, causing Austin to turn towards it, and Calvin to look at Austin weirdly. As I said, he's a weird kid. Unbeknownst to them, an 18-wheeled truck is barreling down the road without its headlights on, and the driver's not paying attention to the street light at the moment, or any people crossing the street at night.
A few seconds after the cat runs by, Calvin decides to ask. "What is it with you and animals?" But before Austin can answer, they get slammed into by said truck, and one thought passes through each of their heads.
Austin: This is fun!
Calvin: O. W. W.
And before they hit the pavement, they both lose consciousness.
(Note: Austin finds it fun because he has never flown before.)