I haven't posted anything in AGES!!! sorry to my very,very,very,very, VERY few (probably zero) fans. No flames, to be continued, reveiw, Don't owm, blah blah blah. you've seen it all before.
It was a normal day in the Cullen house. I was composing; Rosalie was out shopping with Alice; Emmett and Jasper were outside wrestling; and Carlisle and Esme were redecorating the bedrooms.
I smiled, perfectly content.
And then I heard Alice.
...gonna play dress-up! And Edward will hate this, but that's okay, and...
If my heart had been beating, it would have stopped.
"WE HAVE A CODE BLUE!" I bellowed, ditching the piano. Emmett and Jasper were in the room in a tenth of a second. Esme and Carlisle came a moment later.
"Code blue?" Jasper repeated in a terrified voice. Not again! He thought.
I nodded.
Just like that, Emmett fell to the floor. "Oh dear god, have mercy!" He screamed shrilly. "Not a code blue!"
Carlisle came to his senses first. He bolted to the door and pressed a keypad on the wall; the vampire-proof metal coating covered the glass wall. Next came the lasers. Esme, hands shaking, set up the web of concentrated energy. Enough the burn Alice's clothes and shopping bags.
Emmett, the useful, brave, commanding, never-back-down kind of person that he is, was still shrieking and running in circles like a headless chicken.
I bolted all the doors, and set up the 10,000 dollar radar that read "ALICE-SCANNER 5001" on the side.
Emmett quickly shut the closet. "I learned something from the horror films, eddo! 'Don't go into the closet.' THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING IN THERE!" he screamed, clutching at the collar of my shirt.
"Now what?" Esme asked, resting her head on Carlisle's shoulder.
"Now," Carlisle murmured, "We wait."