Why you should not wear deodorant
The academy had just dismissed and six year old Uchiha Sasuke was walking home after a tiring day of running from every girl within the vicinity (excluding his friend, Hyuuga Hinata).
Just as he walked out the door a yellow blur pounced. "Dobe, off!" Sasuke groaned from underneath the Demon carrier.
"Teme, Teme! Look at my book you have to read it, it's awesome!!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs, scaring some birds from the neighboring trees.
"Fine, just get off Dobe!" Sasuke snapped taking the small booklet from the blonde. On the cover it read "Why you should not wear deodorant! By: Uzumaki Naruto" Sasuke opened it and began to read.
Once their lived some boys named Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru, They were playing in the park. Naruto and Shikamaru ran into a tree and out of nowhere a net caught them.
They got kidnapped into the ship of Nightmares. Shikamaru put on deodorant and the fish liked the smell. A shark named Chouji came to the ship.
The shark went away but a fish came and ate Shikamaru! The fish is going away Sasuke said you should not have deodorant.
Sasuke and Naruto sailed to an island. It's been twenty five days. They heard a noise, the fish came back.
The fish threw up! Shikamaru was left lying in the sand. He ran into the water so that he could clean off.
I don't feel so good. I am homesick. Somehow I have to go home! Naruto said. Sasuke, Shikamaru and Naruto got home safely.
"Dobe…" Sasuke twitched. "That was the best story ever, right Teme?!" Naruto looked at Sasuke pleadingly. "Sakura said it was dumb but you think it was awesome, right?!" Sasuke sighed and nodded.
"Yeah, awesome…" Stupid Dobe gave me the kicked puppy look. Naruto cheered and ran off shouting something about showing Grandpa Hokage and Sasuke walked over to Hinata were she was waiting. "What was that Sasuke?" Hinata askef.
"The Dobe wrote a book…" Sasuke replied. "About why you shouldn't wear deodorant." Hinata laughed as they parted to their respective compounds.