Yo SRD here starting my first fanfic evah!

A/N: Ok now that i got that little moment off my chest i would like to inform those of who do not like yaoi then plz leave but those who are perverts and enjoy reading yaoi then plz stay and HAVE THA TIME OF YOUR LIFE!yes i'm a girl and a pervert especially when it comes to hot sexy NACKED wet men...alright ranting done...

pairings: theirs only one definite pairing...cough sas/naru cough

summury: to lazy to wright it so if you wanna know it you should of read it before you came...

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters except for Amiya Sugisaki and my bestest friend own Menari Toshimotto...(it took forever for us to make up those names...)

Me: now without any further disruptions i will begin ;)

Naruto: Finally your done ranting woohoo!

Me: shut up before i shove my foot up your big fat ass!

Naruto: like your one to talk...

Me: you checked out my ass!Hey... my ass is not fat!

My older sister: well it's bigger than mine so it's FAT!

Me: oh shut up


"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Yelled a boy with blond hair and bright blue eyes."I'm gonna be late...On my first day of school too"

"Brat calm down...I'll give you a ride" said Tsunade, Naruto's gardian.

'Oh shit' were Naruto's only thoughts as he got into the car.

Tsunade got Naruto to school in record time while Naruto sat there almost pissing himself.

"Well brat you gonna get the fuck out of my car and get your ass in the school or you just gonna sit there with that retarded look on your face?" asked Tsunade.

"Can't ya wait ya old hag...you practically killed me on the way here..." Naruto said.

Naruto walked down the halls of the school looking for the office. Looking around the empty hallway he spots a boy with red hair. Naruto walked up to him."Excuse me but can you show me where the office is?" He questioned the boy with a big goofy Naruto like grin.

The boy stared at Naruto with his arms crossed and a look of indifference.'Is he for real? I'm trying to be polite here and all he can do is stare at me like he wants to kill me' Naruto though a little creeped out but he kept on grinning at him.

"The office is that way." The boy said.

"I'm Naruto by the way" Naruto said sticking out his hand to the other boy grinning.

"Gaara" the other boy said ignoring Naruto's hand and walking away.

'What an ass' Naruto thought walking to the office.

Naruto walked in the office going to the front desk to ask for his schedual.

"Name?" The secratary asked.

"Uzumaki Naruto" Naruto answered.

"uh huh...here's your schedual and your locker number and combination" The secratary said in a bored tone.

Naruto left the office to look for his locker which didnt take him that long considering it was right down the hall. He put his stuff in his locker and looked at his schedual.

It went something like this:

Day 1

math: Anko room 204

english Kakashi Hatake room 190

geography Iruka room 348

health/P.E Mighty Gui room gymnasium

Day 2

english Kakashi Hatake

health/P.E Mighty Gui

math Anko

geography Iruka

'fun...four classes a day' naruto thought as he started to walk towards room 204. Entering the class every looked at him.

"Can I help you?" Anko asked.

"Umm...I just started school here and this is my first class" Naruto said feelling like an idiot.

"How nice...Go grab a seat somewhere" She said waving him off.

Naruto spotted an empty seat at the back beside a girl with blonde/white hair with electric blue tips reaching about mid back. She had the brightest green eyes Naruto has ever seen someone have. Naruto went and sat down beside her. He looked at her.

"Hi" Naruto said.

The girl looked at him slightly shocked.

"Yo" She answered.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto" Naruto said extending his hand.

"Amiya Sugisaki" the girl said shaking his hand smilling.

"Amiya how many times do I have to tell you not to talk while I'm teaching? You should wright down notes because this information is going to be on the exams coming up"Anko said annoyed.

"But it takes to much effort to pick up the pencil and wright the information down...I'd rather not waist my time cause the page is gonna get lost in my binder anyway" Amiya replied.

"Whatever..."Anko said.

"The bells gonna ring soon any how so not much of a point is there?"

"...

BRING

Everyone grabbed their stuff and ran to the doors as did Naruto and Amiya when Naruto ran into something... or should i say some one.

"Watch it dobe" Came a voice. Naruto looked up and saw coal eyes staring at him...


Okay then thats it for today...teehee dont worry though I'll be back with more

Me: wasnt that fun?

Naruto: you made me look like an idiot

Sasuke: And that you are

Naruto: Shut up bastard...

Sasuke: Hn.. whatever dobe

Naruto: Don't call me that!

Amiya: Ahhhh their having a lovers quarel

Naruto and Sasuke: Shut up!

Me: sweats drop ooooooooooookay...REVIEW PLZ... any flames i'll use to roast marshmellows and make smoores for my lovely reviewers