Sans Goes Postal: An Undertale Drama by John Apple Pie
San wa s sitteng ing the house an eating spagett wif his stupid bro pappyrus. He w as feel tired from eat moar spagett, and iit seem ed like the pasta wood never end,.
"Habe some more spagett, lol" said papyrus wif a large and plentiful skelreton grin. His amrol shone wi th a shine lik buttermilk, and his face was a kelreton. How do es he eat th spagett? Only God knows.
Sans was upse t b/c the spagettti would never ever evr end. This was very bad, as sans want to fuck Toriel and make skelreton babies wif her. "papyrus, for fuck sake, st op make spagett" he say.
'Spagett is the food of true warior," sayed papyrus wi th grin. "You wodnt want a human to kill-style you thi tues\day wod you?"
PAPYRUS gave hi s bro a bit fat, earth-sized plat e of red sas and spagett, serv with a skelreton grin.
"Now eat, br o:" he sad.
Sands could njot take the spagett an loger, and slammed Papyrun's face upon the green table. It was a gren table, made from idke furniture from ikea, paint green by Sans whjo wa very angry. REMEMBER THIS PART THIS IS VERY IMPORTAMNTHJKASKLJ
"Listen up yu bitkh, says sands, putting bone in front of hi s bro. "I'm goin to GO...
ON A GENOCIDE RUN
Sans toss papyru s into the sun, and pick up the shiniest garden hoe. Walking out of hou se, sans kill all the animal and monsters and bugs and fish in undertale. What do he do now? Fight the WWE.
Tripel H wa sitting and eating a sand with his best fried the Undertaker. The undertake was eating a ham an earthworm sandwik, an Tripel H was eating bubbel gum strraight from the box.
"I hope3 sans doesnt go on a genocide run" said The Undertaker. Hulk Hogan wa aout in back grill hot dogs an being real american, when sans walk in dor, hold garden hoe an being a skelreton wif real attitude.
"I'm hewre to kill the WWE an become the Worl Champion." he say. "An if you talk abot spagett, I FUCKING KILL-STYLE YOU."
Trpel H put down nhis gumball spagett, an walk away. He did not want sans to take hi s belt or his suit ior his att itude. But sans saw the spagett and made bones that kill-style vince mcmachon and tripel H.
OH NO WHO WILL STIP THIS GENOCIDE RUN? Ask julk hogan, hulk hogans brother.
Suggenly, from the skydoor come Randy Savage holding cloud strife sword,
The battle has been won, but sans will never stop to fijt about spagett
AN HE HANS'T EAT YET.
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