A/N: HI LOW PEOPLE THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF TWO FANFICERS GETTING WAY WAY WAY TO HYPER! namely Girlbubble7991 and InTheLoft WE BEGIN, AND WE OWN NOTHING MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Act 1 Scene 1
RandomChild: Is it worth the waiting for, if we live til eighty four, all we eve get is gru-el!
Oliver: SILENCE PEASANT!
RC1: Hey! we're hungry can't we lift our low spirits with song?
Oliver: NAY! UNLESS I am the one singing *evil grin*
RC2: That doesn't seem very fair
Oliver: SILENCE PEASANT!
RC2: ok whateves *grabs ipod and starts bobbing head to music*
Oliver: How can you listen to music when there are people out there starving?
RC1: There are people in herestarving!
Oliver: I've said it once and I'll say it again. SILENCE PEASANT.
RC3: Actually, you've said it twice
Oliver: SILENCE PEASANT!
LATER AT THE TABLE, ORPHANS ARE SITTING TALKING WEARING RAGS, OLIVER IS WEARING A RED VEST.
RC3: Where did you get that vest
Oliver: That is for me to know and for you too wonder about until it drives you insane
RC2: ...Can I have one
Oliver: NO! ONLY I MAY DON THE VEST OF AWESOMENESS!
RC1: Anywaaaaay... we were discussing who should ask for more food
RC2: *to Oliver* You should, do it, you wear the vest of awesomeness after all.
Oliver: I have a better idea
RCs: Uh oh...
Oliver: I SHALL LAUNCH THE REVOLUTION! VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE! *Stands on table* DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING!
RC1: NO! you wouldn't let us!
Oliver: SILENCE PEASANT! SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY - KIDS- IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT EAT GRULE AGAIN, WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECOS THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS, THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN TOMORROW COMES.
Mr. Bumble: *enters* THERE WILL BE NO ETHNIC MOVEMENT!
Oliver: No! The man is bringing us down! PEOPLES! A beat, if you would
RCs: *start beat*
Oliver: HUMPTY DUMPTY. SAT ON A WALL. HE FELL DOWN. WHO PUSHED HIM? IT WAS THE GOVERNMENT! *growls, and jumps out of the window* OLIVER AWAY, RED VEST, TO LONDON!
RC1: THE TIRINY OF OLIVER IS OVER!
Mr. Bumble: LET THEM EAT CAKE! *Cake appears on table, harry potter style*
RC2: We had cake all this time and no one told me.
Mr.B: You know that Oliver would have hogged it all if he knew.
OliversVoice: I heard that!
Mr.B: DARNNABBIT!
A/N WELL THAT'S THAT FOR ACT 1 SCENE 1 WE HOPE YE ENJOYED IT! It would be awfully nice if you reviewed it *blink blink halo halo*