Alice & Edward Go All Internet
Intro : OK so one day, the Cullens had a em very DIRECT conversation. Edward : I want to go on twitter
Alice: me too ..Edward : well lets get a laptop .. Alice : lets .
AND THE DID .. (p.s this is just a story with Alice & Edward). So when they bought/robbed there laptop they sat down to use it. So to start off there interneting experience they joined twitter)
Like I said : TWITTER
Alice : So. Twittering ?
Edward : how do we do it ?
Alice : well were set up.. Lets follow someone, but who ?
Edward : well before we follow. Block Rosalie !!!!!!
Alice : but, she never even followed us
Edward : Well its your choice but -
Alice : whats her F. ing username ?
Edward : Ooh her username is IHeartMirrorsForever
Alice : there's a shocker
"Alice blocks Rosalie"
Alice : so who will we follow ?
Edward : SOMEONE SEXY !!!
Alice : Emm-
Edward : THE JONAS BROTHERS !!!!!!
Alice : Edward ! You stalk them day and night NO WONDER THEY MADE UP A SONG CALLED PARANOID !! YOU GEL NICK'S HAIR WHEN HE SLEEPS !!!!!
Edward : shut up
Alice : what about, Britney Spears
Edward : Ooh yeah .. Follow the reck
Alice : WELL EDWARD ! SHUT UP
Edward : whateve's .. look how are we going to get people to follow us ?
Alice : we could have BIG FASHION SHOWS AND SAY INVENTS INVENTIONS AND -
Edward : Or we could record a classic Spongebob Squarepants song and post the link ??
Alice : your brains DAZZLE me
Edward : GET THE CAMERA
"Alice and Edward pick up a sponge, dye it yellow and hold it in frount of a camera and began singing)
Edward : F. IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
Alice : U. IS FOR YOU AND ME
Edward : N. IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANY TIME AT ALL
Alice & Edward : DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
"Edward through's the sponge away and they both sit down in frount of the laptop"
Alice : Well that went.. Well
Edward : Sure did
"Alice tweets the video and says THE CAMPFIRE SONG NEXT WEEK underneath"
Edward : I love singing
Alice : snapinapple up
Edward : Now what ??
Alice : MSN ?
(P.S Follow me on Twitter if you want me username is Alexx004.. Ill put the link in my profile too)
MSN
Edward : OK .. Whats your email
Alice : hehe its ImNotSmall.I'mJustNotTall at Hotmail dot com
Edward : Oooh, "cough" midget "cough"
Alice : Shut up "gay" cough "gay"
Edward : WHAT ? I'm with Bella ?
Alice : yeas. A MAN !
Edward : don't start !
Alice : OK now MSN………………. Who's online
Edward : OK out of your 103 friends who you don't kno-
Alice : WELL WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS
Edward : Riiiiight.. Well 5 people are on . The Height Therapist . Hedi Pratt
. Victoria
. Aro
. Rosalie
. The Man From The Bar
Alice : I see-
Edward : Wait.. Man from Bar ????????????????????
Alice : shut up you have woman from shop on yours
Edward : OK.. So like who will I have a conversation with then shorty ?
Alice : Rosa-
Edward : No..
Alice : swear your keeping a secret from me just talk to her
Edward : YOU ASKED FOR IT !!
"This is how the conversation went"Alice : Hey rose.. Its Edward
Rosalie : Then change your name
Edward : THERE
Rosalie : cheek of you talking to me .. After what you said
Edward : ALL I SAID WAS ARE YOU A NATURAL BLONDE ! Swear I said your not pretty or something
Rosalie : I KNOW YOU THINK IM NOT PRETTY AND I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME ……….. SO FUCK OFF
"Rosalie appears to be offline"
Edward : WELL THAT WENT WELL !!
Alice : Guy from bar ??
Edward : Whats your name hommie??
Guy from bar : Ummm Jeff ?
Edward : So tell me about yourself ?
Jeff : I live in forks with my mom, I like bars Ooh I'm a vampire
Edward : No way us too
Jeff : just kidding dude
Edward : Ooh yeah me.. Too
Jeff : So you on twitter
Edward : AM I ON TWITTER !!!! I FRIKEN RULE TWITTER !! I sing spongebob songs !
Jeff : YEAH ! My tweets are better
Edward : SURRE ! Id tweet all over you
Jeff : YOU WANNA SEE !!!!!!!!!!!
Edward : sure !
Jeff : how many followers have you then ..
Edward : I HAVE 5 !!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff : wow ! I have 505,000,000
Edward : THERES NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD DUMBASS
Jeff : ill go round there and kick ur ass
Edward : IVE CRUSHED CARS TOUGHER THAN YOU
Jeff : Ooh really well-
"Edward sign's out in fear of intimidation from jeff"
Edward : Now what ?
Alice : Emmmm……maybe maybe we should try another world
Edwards : yes worlds with jeff arent nice