Hermione Granger
by lilangemon2433
AN: Ahhh, look at all the lonely fanfics. Oh, hey, wassup. We're going to take a step, forty years back. AHHHH, Hippy's! Never mind them, come with me to a place called Liverpool, England, where the Beatles are preforming the song Eleanor Rigby. This gave lilangemon2433 inspiation. So here it is, Hermione Granger, to the tune of Eleanor Rigby.
CHORUS:
Harry: Ahhh, look at all the lonely witches.
(Malfoy plays the violin)
Ahhh, look at all the lonely wizards.
(Malfoy plays the violin)
Ron: Hermione Granger, picks up the elves
in the kitchen where a liberation has been
(Malfoy plays)
Lives in Hogwarts
Waits at the window, casting a spell that she learned in a book by the door... Who is it for?
Neville: All the lonely withces, where do they all come?
All the lonely witches, where DO they all belong?
Ron: Albus Dumbledore, writing the words of a speech that no one will consider to hear.
(Malfoy plays)
No one comes near
Look at him working, prodding his tobes in the night when theres nobody there(Violin)
What does he care?
Neville: All the lonely wizards
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely wizards
Where DO they all belong?
CHORUS
Harry: Hermione Granger, died in Hogwarts
Ron: What, she's dead? Noooooooooo (stabs himself with wand).
Harry: Okay.... (Malfoy plays violin)
(Neville drops dead)
Harry: What the, ahhh it's Voldemort
Voldemort: Aaaaaaavada Kedrava means you die.
Aaaaavada Kedrava means you die!
Harry: (Grabs Ron's lips and makes them move)
I'll sacrafice myself for Harry
(Spell hits Harry, bounces of of him, and hits Voldemort, killing him, and gives Harry another scar.
by lilangemon2433
AN: Ahhh, look at all the lonely fanfics. Oh, hey, wassup. We're going to take a step, forty years back. AHHHH, Hippy's! Never mind them, come with me to a place called Liverpool, England, where the Beatles are preforming the song Eleanor Rigby. This gave lilangemon2433 inspiation. So here it is, Hermione Granger, to the tune of Eleanor Rigby.
CHORUS:
Harry: Ahhh, look at all the lonely witches.
(Malfoy plays the violin)
Ahhh, look at all the lonely wizards.
(Malfoy plays the violin)
Ron: Hermione Granger, picks up the elves
in the kitchen where a liberation has been
(Malfoy plays)
Lives in Hogwarts
Waits at the window, casting a spell that she learned in a book by the door... Who is it for?
Neville: All the lonely withces, where do they all come?
All the lonely witches, where DO they all belong?
Ron: Albus Dumbledore, writing the words of a speech that no one will consider to hear.
(Malfoy plays)
No one comes near
Look at him working, prodding his tobes in the night when theres nobody there(Violin)
What does he care?
Neville: All the lonely wizards
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely wizards
Where DO they all belong?
CHORUS
Harry: Hermione Granger, died in Hogwarts
Ron: What, she's dead? Noooooooooo (stabs himself with wand).
Harry: Okay.... (Malfoy plays violin)
(Neville drops dead)
Harry: What the, ahhh it's Voldemort
Voldemort: Aaaaaaavada Kedrava means you die.
Aaaaavada Kedrava means you die!
Harry: (Grabs Ron's lips and makes them move)
I'll sacrafice myself for Harry
(Spell hits Harry, bounces of of him, and hits Voldemort, killing him, and gives Harry another scar.