Make My Boobies One More Size, a parodies and spoofs fanfic

Authors Note: Before everyone reviewing says that I stole this, I didn't. I got the song off of Napster and I decided to put the words up on FF.net because I thought it needed some more funny stuff.

Disclaimer: I do not know, own, or endorse Britney Spears or her affiliates. Furthermore, I do not own, nor did I make up the songs, "Make My Boobies One More Size" or "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

"Make My Boobies One More Size"

(A parody of the song that made Britney famous, "Hit Me Baby One More Time")

Intro:

Oh boobie boobie

First Verse:

Oh boobie, boobie

My chest was supposed to grow

My cleavage wasn't right y'all

My boobies, boobies

My breasts are completely false

And now my sweater's tight, yeah

Bridge:

Surgery

I want to be a D

Bigger mammaries

I want them to show now, no B cups

Chorus:

My chest flatness was killing me

And I

I must confess

I paid for these (paid for these)

I look 32, but I'm just a child

I am a crime

Make my boobies one more size

Second verse:

Oh baby, baby

I've got doubles D's, it's true

Now you've all been blinded

Oh pretty boobies

You're so big and oh, so new

That's just the way I planned it