Piccolo: What do I have to do with anything? I'm not even a GW character!
Pixie: *giggles* Because! I need someone to blame it on!
Piccolo: *grumble*
Anyway, read and enjoy.
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Why Gundam Pilots should never give candy to Quatre in public...
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*Gundam pilots drive up to movie theater*
DUO: *runs around like a kid in a candy shop (or toy store…)* I want to go to this one! No, wait, this one looks good! Ah, I've been waiting forever for this one to come out!
HEERO: Just who's paying for this?
*everyone points to him*
HEERO: *groans*
You guys are paying me back…
*they walk up to ticket booth*
TROWA: What movie?
*everyone points to a different movie*
WUFEI: Look, we decided on one before we left the house.
HEERO and QUATRE: I wanna see this one!
DUO and TROWA: I wanna see this one!
WUFEI: *big sigh*
DUO: Well? Yours is the deciding vote.
WUFEI: That one. *points to totally different movie*
[AFTER HALF-HOUR OF DEBATING…]
LADY AT TICKET BOOTH: Boys, my shift is almost over…
GW BOYS: WOULD YOU WAIT A SECOND??!
LADY: *shudder* Geez…
*they finally decide*
QUATRE: Sorry Duo, we'll see the chick flick next time.
DUO:*sniff* ok.
HEERO: *places money on counter*
Five for that one please.
LADY: (very flatly) May I see some form of ID?
HEERO: *sweatdrop* Huh?
LADY: Well, if you plan on going to that movie, I need to have proof of age and… (gives him hinting look)
HEERO: *sweatdrop*
DUO: *steps forward*
I get it.
*hands lady 10 dollar bill*
LADY: *winks* You're smart for a cutie.
OTHER FOUR: *big groan*
HEERO: Duo, if you had that money, why didn't you pay for your ticket in the first place?
DUO: *shrug* Then we wouldn't be able to get in.
HEERO: True.
WUFEI: Fixed! Fixed theater! Unfair workers! INJUSTICE!!! IN-
LADY: *eyes him*
TROWA: *clamps hand over Wufei's mouth* Involuntary speaking disorder.
(I know! I took it from Sailor Moon! Owell…)
[AT THE FOOD COUNTER…]
HEERO: What does everyone want?
QUATRE: *starts bouncing around and pointing at everything*
TROWA: *grabs Quatre and pins him down* Whatever you do, DON'T give him sugar.
OTHER THREE: Ok.
DUO: *walks up to food lady*
I'll take a super-large cherry icey, two large bags of popcorn, one Snickers bar, three-
HEERO: Duo.
DUO: What?
HEERO: My wallet only goes so far.
DUO: Oh.
*to lady*
Scratch the nachos.
*winks at Heero* Ok?
HEERO: *smacks forehead*
TROWA: I'll take some sour crawlers please. And a small coke.
HEERO: A Dr. Pepper and small bag of popcorn.
*pays for food*
DUO: *scoops up all food off counter*
Let's go!
[AT THE ENTRY TO THEATER AREA…]
ATTENDANT: Tickets please.
HEERO: Uh-oh.
*pats pockets*
Who was the tickets?
*everyone shrugs*
HEERO: I gave them to you, Trowa.
TROWA: I gave them to Duo.
DUO: I handed them to Quatre when I picked up the food.
QUATRE: I don't have them! I don't think you gave them to me, Duo.
DUO: …Well?
*all five search pockets and through food while line builds up behind them*
*ten minutes later*
QUATRE: I found them! They were in my pocket the whole time! Can you believe it?
*grins*
EVERYONE ELSE: *huge groan*
QUATRE: What?
DUO: *points to hair*
HEERO, TROWA, WUFEI, and ATTENDANT: *nod* (In case you didn't get this one, Duo was indicating to Quatre's blonde hair color. NO OFFENSE to any blondes out there! I just couldn't resist... ^_^)
[INSIDE THE THEATER…]
(The boys are all sitting on one aisle. From the outside seat in, it goes: Quatre on outside, Trowa, Wufei, Heero, Duo.)
HEERO: Duo, can you-
DUO: SSSHHH!!!
HEERO: What? It's just trailers.
DUO: That's the best part!
HEERO: *sweatdrop*
DUO: *drool* That last commercial is for a movie next month. It's got on of my favorite actresses in it. I gotta go see… *gives Heero knowing look*
[A FEW TRAILERS LATER…]
HEERO: Oh my God.
DUO: What?
HEERO: Didn't you recognize that girl in that last movie?
DUO: Kinda…
HEERO: It was Lady Une!
DUO: She's acting?
*both look at each other and scream*
WUFEI:
*tries to see over the big lady with hat in front of him*
*fails, flops down in seat*
*taps lady on shoulder*
Ma'am, would you…
BIG LADY: AAAHHH!!! HARASSMENT!!!! CALL MY LAWYER!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
WUFEI: Sheesh….
*sits low in seat and avoids stare of others*
TROWA: Ow!
*feels something hit head*
*turns around*
*kid behind him looks at movie screen innocently*
*turns back around*
KID: *snicker*
*throws popcorn at Trowa*
TROWA: Hey!
*turns around to face kid*
Little boy, would you kindly stop throwing popcorn at me?
KID: (sweetly) Sure, mister.
*five minutes later*
TROWA: *feels stuff on head again*
*turns around*
Kid….
KID: *bursts into tears*
MOMMA!!! That mean ole' man is bugging me!
MOTHER: Oh!
*smacks Trowa*
TROWA: Ouch!
*rubs face, glares behind him*
Old man?
QUATRE: *looks down aisle*
Pssst! Hey Duo!
DUO: What?
QUATRE: Can you pass some popcorn down?
DUO: Ok!
*takes a handful of popcorn from bag, hands to Heero*
HEERO: *shrug*
*takes handful and passes it down*
WUFEI: *eats absently*
*gets elbowed by Trowa*
Ow!
TROWA: *indicates Wufei to pass on popcorn*
*eats a little bit, hands to Quatre*
QUATRE: *Looks into empty bag*
*sigh*
*tosses bag behind him*
GUY BEHIND QUATRE: Hey!
QUATRE: *turns around*
*guy balls up bag and throws back in Quatre's face*
Ouwwwiee... *sigh*
DUO: *elbows Heero*
The movie's about to start!
HEERO: *elbows back*
I know.
*elbowing fight between the two*
HEERO: *accidentally elbows Wufei*
WUFEI: Hey!
*elbows Heero and Trowa*
TROWA: Yipe!
*elbows Quatre*
QUATRE: *looks across the walkway to the other aisle*
*shrugs*
*gets up, elbows guy on other side of walkway, sits back down*
(This results in a huge elbow fight throughout the theater)
THEATER ATTENDANT: *confused*
*MOVIE STARTS*
QUATRE: Pssst! Duo!
DUO: What?
QUATRE: Pass me a drink!
DUO: OK!
*takes a big gulp of drink, passes it to Heero*
HEERO: *shrug*
*takes sip and passes it to Wufei*
WUFEI: *slurps absently*
*elbowed by Trowa*
*remembers to pass it down*
TROWA: *takes drink*
*passes to Quatre*
QUATRE: *discovers there's no drink left*
*sighs*
[HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE…]
WUFEI: *has been trying to see over big lady*
*sigh*
Lady, would you PLEASE…
BIG LADY: *turns around*
*takes two-ton purse and slams it into Wufei*
*goes back to movie*
WUFEI: *on floor*
Ooh, look at the pretty birdies around my head…. ugh….
QUATRE: *wrapped peppermint flies out of lady's purse and into his lap*
Cool! Candy!
*unwraps and eats*
*goes on sugar high and bounces around theater*
TROWA: *discovers too late that Quatre has found candy*
*elbows over Wufei's seat to Heero*
HEERO: *picks Wufei up off ground, elbows Duo*
*points to Quatre, who is running up and down the aisles yelling like Tarzan*
*Four chase Quatre around theater*
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[HOUR LATER, OUTSIDE THEATER…]
QUATRE: X_X *conked out on ground after sugar high*
HEERO: Ok, what have we learned today?
WUFEI: Never go to those stupid romance movies? @_@
HEERO: No.
DUO: Don't order the nacho cheese from that place because it gives you gas?
WUFEI: Baka…
HEERO: -.-;
*smacks forehead*
No, you idiot.
TROWA: Don't ever ask the lady in front of you to move?
HEERO: NO!
DUO: Don't ever give Quatre candy?
HEERO: YES! GOOD GUESS, GENIUS!
DUO: ^_^ Cool! You really think I'm a genius? Can I get that in writing?
HEERO: x_X
*falls over*
Oy.
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THE END
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Author's Note: So? Didja like it? For those of you waiting for the sequel to "Relena's Driving Lessons", I'm working on it. Please r/r. Thankees!