When the notes came, they came in fucking hurricanes. Johnny Napalm stood strong against the swarm, but the ground opened up and Lou flew out wearing the Grim Ripper's wings, distracting Johnny and making him fail the song. Lou was knocked out of the air by Eddie Knox, who jumped out from behind a passing air particle and was brandishing a guitar made out of vaginas, which he broke Lou's horns off with. Eddie Knox crushed the horns into star power then snorted it, making his rock meter explode and flames envelop the venue.
Eddie Knox roared as his fingers caught fire and he sent Lou's hornless head into Metalhead's space house with a blazing death punch. From a black hole torn agape by his rage flew Judy Nails, who clawed Eddie Knox's face off then threw it into the crowd, who fought to the death for the right to eat it while Izzy Sparks searched for his hat. Metalhead abducted Izzy to his house then slapped Lou's head upon his own.
Wearing Lou's skull gave Izzy Sparks the power to be a boss. He sent Judy Nails back to the dimension she belonged in, flew to Eddie Knox then smeared star power upon his exposed bloody skull, healing his face from near death. Johnny Napalm won the deathmatch and devoured the old one. Izzy and Eddie killed Johnny Napalm then rolled in his radioactive viscera, giving them raging stiffies which jizzed star power on the corpses of their fans.
The smell of blood summoned Lars Umlaut, who was angry because Eddie and Izzy drank all the blood before he got there. He roared as he punched through Izzy Sparks's stomach and ripped out his liver, which he threw into the sun as a sacrifice to Lou's headless body. This sacrificed turned Johnny Napalm's carcass into a reincarnation of the Grim Ripper.
The Grim Ripper took flight upon feathers of gamma radiation as he tore Eddie Knox's spine out to make a new Scythe with. But the Grim Ripper's skull was punched off by Axel Steel, who put Eddie's spine back in before he was slain by Pandora who ate his rock essence.
Eddie vowed to avenge Axel. His tattoos glowed with the fury of a trillion full combos as he unleashed a hypersonic rockwave upon the globe, freezing his band's lead singer and drummer inside liquid chromite. He tried to freeze Pandora, but she was absolute zero and smacked him upside the face with a purple keytar from dimension X. Eddie licked the keytar sensually then bit it in half. He put the neck in his ass pocket for lunch tomorrow, then punched the body through Pandora's face, causing global warming.
Eddie's lunch was stolen by Xavier Stone, who was attacked by Izzy Sparks but Izzy was broken in half by Midori who threw his hips at Clive Winston, who exploded and sprayed Casey Lynch in his insides which were nothing but cannabis leaves. Casey summoned the planet Mars to smash everyone else with, then rode it to the Andromeda galaxy wielding The Log, but Eddie Knox and Izzy Sparks's torso clung to the planet, following her to planet Meeborp where Metalhead and Fembot hail from. Casey Lynch sliced the planet in half then drank its core of liquid metal, but she was slain by Eddie. He took her top half off then attached the legs to Izzy Sparks, saving him. It was for naught, since Mars exploded because Lars Umlaut masturbated on Axel Steel's corpse. The explosion killed not only the Andromeda galaxy, but the Milky Way galaxy as well. Only Lars Umlaut survived. He laughed as he drifted through space on a chunk of the Earth, but he forgot to pack food. He ate Axel Steel's corpse, giving him prion disease which made him eat his own limbs and exsanguinate in space.