A really short one-shot.
"Now I know why you wanted that boy to become a state alchemist," Colonel Archer told Roy Mustang.
"What do you mean?" Roy asked. He was also a Colonel-the two stood in their blue uniforms as they spoke.
"Your little Fullmetal. He's a loyal dog," Archer replied. When Roy obviously didn't understand what Archer meant by that, he had to be more descriptive. "He has such a big mouth. It's a good thing that he never kisses and tells," Archer chuckled. When Roy finally realized what Archer meant, his eyes widened. Mustang's face turned red with rage.
"He's just a child!" Roy shouted.
"Ah, ah. He's not much of a child," Archer replied.
"He's thirteen-years old, you creep," Roy glared. He couldn't believe that Colonel Archer would even think about doing anything sexually with such a young child.
"His mind isn't a thirteen-year old. He grew up when he decided to join the military," Archer told.
"Yes, he is! He's a little boy who had been through hell!" Roy growled at the man.
"Well, he always moans in pleasure whenever I play with his virgin entrance," Archer said before gathering some files and walking out of his office. ROy sighed and walked back to his own office.
"Colonel Mustang, sir, Edward Elric is here to see you," Riza told Roy.
"Good. I need to talk some sense into that boy," Roy said angrily. Hawkeye then let the thirteen-year old in. Edward stared at his commanding officer. "Hawkeye, could you leave us for a bit?" Roy asked. The blonde woman nodded, retreating from the room.
"What are you thinking, Elric?" Roy asked angrily.
"What do you mean?" Ed asked.
"Archer told me what you're doing," Roy said.
"Oh.." Ed told himself.
"Do you mean to tell me what the hell is going on in that brain of yours?" Roy asked.
"I guess I just figured I could get some extra missions if Archer gave me more and he only had something small in return. It wasn't a big deal to me-adults must make sacrifices," Ed said.
"You're so naive, Ed. Having indiscriminate sex is not a happy thing. These aren't sacrifices you have to make. You don't need anymore missions than I give you," Roy said.
"I need to get Al his body back!" Edward argued.
"You'll have plenty of time for that. Don't lower yourself to do things like this. You've already been through enough hell without needing to go through sexual danger. Just call off your agreement with Archer. He can't hold you to it without getting into legal trouble-you're underage," Roy said.
"Fine," Edward gave up.
"You can go back to your brother." Roy was just glad he could protect the kid from at least one trauma.
R&R