The Balance VII
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own the Buffy and Angel characters, the kaiju characters, or the Cthulhu Mythos characters, but the other characters and the plot are mine.
Summary: Angel and his fledgling resistance group prepare to do all they can to stand up to Demona or die in the attempt, that is, if they don't die from each other first! And back in Eppy's world, the Breather of Fire is really…WAIT?! WTF?!
Special Note: This takes place immediately after the Balance VI.
(Insert favorite Godzilla theme here.)
The numerous onlookers stared in astonishment as the massive beast moved toward the shore, salt water falling from his scales as he slowly and ominously approached. He snorted loudly as he surveyed the scene. If he took any real notice of Athena, Faith, Buffy and friends or Demona's abominations, he made no sign.
"Fuck me." Zeus muttered.
Eppy darted away from the group a few feet, paused, and then turned back to them and screamed:
"RUN FRIENDS RUN! HE GET YOU! HE SQUASH YOU! HE GOT BIG FEET!"
"LISTEN TO THE FLIPPER! RUN! RUN! RUN! YOU MENTAL?! RUN!" Spidey howled at Athena, almost making her ear feel like it wanted to hemorrhage. It impatiently hopped up and down on her immense shoulder.
Finally snapping out of their disbelieving trance, everyone hightailed it, except for Zeus and Xander, who were still staring in kaiju fan ecstasy.
Apollo and Cordelia headed back quickly, grabbed their boyfriends' arms, and dragged them off.
"Come on man!" Apollo shouted at Zeus.
"This is no time to geekify Xander!" Cordelia screamed.
Very reluctantly, the two men allowed themselves to be led away, as the ground shook from the King of the Monsters' tread. The sounds of his footsteps were as thunder.
Their monstrous pursuers did not even notice their quarry's escape, for Godzilla was simply too enormous to ignore. As he emerged fully from the ocean's depths and strode onto dry land, his titanic shadow moved slowly to engulf Demona's creatures, who quailed in his presence.
The army leader finally shook off its terror, and pointed at the mutated dinosaur, roaring angrily.
Demona's army leveled their weaponry and opened fire!
Numerous scarlet crackling energy beams and fiery bolts leapt from Demona-crafted weaponry and body parts and impacted upon the Big G's immense frame.
Godzilla snarled angrily as dust from the vicious assault enveloped him…
(Roll Buffy credits here)