Hey guys! This is my first Fanfiction! Anyways, this is going to be a collection of stories involving the Robot Masters. It's written in transcript format, but my later Fanfics will be in story format. Without further ado, let's dive right into the first story!
Air Man: There we go. My stage is complete. Mega Man will never reach me now!
Bubble Man: Oh, so THAT'S why your stage took so long to finish.
Air Man: Yeah. It's filled to the brim with Goblins, Matasaburos, and Kaminari Goros, not to mention all those death pits. And when he gets past all of that, he'll have to face me and my tornadoes!
Bubble Man: Well, I got some Ankos to put in my stage, and I also lined the ceilings with spikes. He'll never get past those!
Air Man: How do the spikes change anything?
Bubble Man: Did you forget? Mega Man jumps higher underwater, so of course he's gonna hit them if he's not careful!
Crash Man: Hey, folks! What are y'all talkin' about?
Bubble Man: Oh, hey there Crash Man. Just having a chat about our stages.
Crash Man: Y'all mind if I join in?
Bubble Man: Nope. So, anyways, what's your stage like?
Crash Man: Well, it's got plenty of ladders that Mega Man'll have to climb. There'll also be mechanical critters droppin' eggs on him and havin' their babies gang up on him!
Air Man: Hey, I also have those birds in my stage. They're called Pipis, if I remember correctly.
Crash Man: And when he climbs up all of 'em, I'll be firin' my Crash Bombs left and right at him!
Air Man: Well, you're lucky I made my stage really hard. Air Shooter takes you out in 2 hits, remember?
Crash Man: Oh, right.
Quick Man: (zooms in) Ey, Air, my main man!
Air Man: Don't call me your main man, Quick Man. If anything, you're making me cringe.
Quick Man: Ha ha! Classic Air Dude! Anyways, I overheard your conversation about your stages, and I couldn't just help but laugh at the fact that all 3 of you have stages totally inferior to mine.
Bubble Man: Then prove it!
Quick Man: It's got these bodacious beams that kill Mega Dude in one hit, these Sniper Joe dudes in jumping robots, and to top it all off, my strategy for my battle is to be real erratic so that Mega Dude doesn't know what I'll do next!
Crash Man: Wow, that's clearly gonna be the hardest stage of 'em all!
Quick Man: I know, right, Crash Dude?
Bubble Man: (through gritted teeth) THIS WOULD BE A LOT MORE BEARABLE IF QUICK MAN DIDN'T USE SO MUCH SURFER LINGO.
Heat Man: Uh, hey guys! Me and Wood Man were wondering if we could, uh, join your conversation?
Air Man: Well, we've already got Bubble, Quick, and Crash on board, so you 2 can join.
Wood Man: Well, I have the hardest stage. It is filled to the brim with roadrunners, monkeys, and tigers that breathe fire. And once I put up my very own Leaf Shield, Mega Man will not be able to attack me!
Bubble Man: Doesn't sound too hard, but hey, at least you could try to put up a fight. Also, I wonder who took the disappearing tiles?
Heat Man: (sweating in fear) Um, uh...I did? (closes himself)
Bubble Man: That's a shame. Really would've been useful in my stage.
Heat Man: (opens himself) So you're not going to attack me?
Bubble Man: Nah. We're brothers!
Heat Man: Oh, thank goodness...
Air Man: You should also be thankful, Heat Man. My Item #2 could easily pass those disappearing tiles of yours.
Quick Man: Hey, that would be totally radical! Surfing on a river of lava above a bunch of disappearing tiles on the wall, while watching Mega Dude repeatedly die in the same spot every time!
Crash Man: Y'all need to do something about Quick Man. He's gettin' on my nerves.
?: Oh, like this?
(A flash is heard, and Quick Man is frozen. Flash Man then appears)
Flash Man: Crash Man is right. He was getting on my nerves. I need to have my beauty sleep, but I can't when neanderthals like Quick Man are spouting their rubbish.
Wood Man: Well, hello there, Flash Man! Sorry to disturb your beauty sleep, but we are discussing our stages and how hard they are! Care to join us?
Flash Man: Well, I don't see the harm in that. Let's just say that during my stage, Mega Man's going to slip and slide all over the place. Plus, I'll freeze him in time and blast him with projectiles. And when I defeat him, I'll look more elegant than I've ever been.
Bubble Man: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FREEZING QUICK MAN! (hugs Flash Man. Flash Man then shakes him off)
Flash Man: You're welcome. Anyways, I should be returning to my beauty sleep. (disappears in a flash)
Air Man: Well, that's everyone! Wait, are we forgetting someone?
Crash Man: Yep. I believe Metal Man's missin'.
Bubble Man: (gets up) Well, can someone go get him?
(Metal Man is seen running towards everyone in the distance. He is bruised.)
Metal Man: HOLY GUACAMOLE, MEGA MAN IS A MEGA MONSTER! (Mega Man comes after him, shooting lemons at him. Metal Man runs away and explodes off screen.)
Mega Man: (walks up to the robot masters, changes his weapon to Metal Blade, and aims at Bubble Man and the sleeping Flash Man.)
Crash Man: Quick, y'all! Let's get out of this place!
(Everyone runs away, except for the frozen Quick Man and the sleeping Flash Man. Mega Man fires blades at both of them and defeats them. He later chases after the rest of the Robot Masters.)