Fanfiction Royal Rumble Chapter 1: The Pre-Show
Summary: 60 people, separated into 30 wrestlers and 30 other people, like anime, cartoon and web characters, will compete in a timed Royal Rumble match where another person appears every 60 seconds. With Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler at commentary, who will win this match?
Rated TV-14 for violence.
I do not own any of the characters below. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks man!
The Royal Rumble… it is an amazing match up full of shock and competition. Tonight, 60 characters from all over, regardless of gender, age and experience, will battle. 30 are wrestlers from various wrestling organizations, while 30 more are from TV shows, Internet and so on. John Cena: I'm in it to win this rumble match. Even though there's no known prize, the real prize is just to win.The Simpsons' Homer Simpson: I never had any experience here before.
Rey Mysterio: I will win it at all costs, even if I'm one of the smallest.
Big Show: I could practically overpower everyone!
Family Guy's Peter Griffin: I don't know why I got into this, but it's a great thing if I win this Royal Rumble.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to be the winner of the Royal Rumble!
The Rock: No man can withstand the electricity when I enter the ring! Look, we got Tito Santana (Del Rio), a white Fat Albert (Peter Griffin), some yellow-skinned freaks (Homer and some other Simpsons characters), two jack-offs (Smosh), and a guy who plays crappy games (Angry Video Game Nerd)! I will win because I am the Jabroni-beating, (La-la-la-la-loooowwww!) Pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising, top rope flinging, rumble winning The Rock! If you sa-mellll-la-la-la-la-la-la-lohh… what the Rock… is cookin'!
Let the rumble begin!