Hi there! My name is Raydan, the Sniper extraordinaire of the guild Orion's Belt. If you've never heard of me or my guild, something's wrong with you… I'm just kidding. Chances are, you've never had the privilege of knowing the struggles of Orion's Belt in the quest to free Victoria Island. An author who I definitely do not know in any way whatsoever has conveniently chronicled our valiant revolution in the story Of The Dragon, Of The Stars. Her name is Absol Master, look her up. (Is she hot? I hope so.)
You should finish reading that before tackling this, but if you're anything like me and flee with tears dripping from a book with more than twelve pages (not literally), you can still read this. I may not be the best writer, but I'll try my best to write it in a way that newcomers can understand even if they missed out on the tale of our incredible journey… seriously though, check Of The Dragon, Of The Stars out. Makes my job so much easier. It has rebellion, blood, magic, explosions, blood, romance, blood, friendly fire…
If you've read it though, you'll realize a major flaw in the story. Something that cripples the story so bad, that it makes me wail like a dried Slime. There's too little me! All the characters get so much time to show off and develop their characters while I'm left to dry like a forgotten sock. It is as though the Goddess herself chose me to join Orion's Belt as nothing more than a plot device and comic reli- OH GODS SEND NOT LIGHTNING TO STRIKE DOWN THY HUMBLE SERVANT
All that aside, I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoyed writing it, yada yada yada, all that boring author's note stuff. I already know you'll enjoy it, since I'm the main character and all that. Heh.