I Need Some More Transformers

by Moxie Thuringwethil

What I'd like to find under the tree this year, to the tune of "We Need a Little Christmas."

DISCLAIMER: Hasbro, Takara, and others who are not me own the Transformers;
I own a twisted mind and not much else. ;)

I Need Some More Transformers

(Music: "We Need a Little Christmas" from the musical Mame, (c)1966 by Jerry Herman)

Let's take a road trip
I feel the need to go to Toys R Us again
Can't wait for Christmas
I need some new toys over which to fuss again now!

For I need some more Transformers
Right this very minute
Long as my apartment
Still has some room in it
Yes, I need some more Transformers
Right this very minute
It's not enough to read fanfiction
I need to feed my toy addiction!

So grab a big cart now
Wheel it on over to the action figure aisle
Poseable Unicron
Gives The Finger, now there is a reason to smile!

For I've grown a little fatter,
Grown a little colder,
Grown a little sadder,
Grown one more year older
I need Energon Cyclonus
Sitting on my shoulder
Need some more Transformers now.

I need Power-linking Prime and
Megatron to fight him
Lots of 'bots and 'cons to
Play with through the night, oh yes I
Need a few new toys to
Make my Christmas right, I
Need some more Transformers now!