The Very Supercooltastic Extra Merry Yugioh Christmas!
Kyoté Moon: Yay! I have returned after a long summer of work and homework to bring
Christmas cheer to all the readers!
Seto: Um, Kyoté Moon? It's August. Almost September.
Kyoté Moon: So?
Seto: So soon you'll start school and CHRISTMAS ISN'T FOR 4 MONTHS!
Kyoté Moon: Which leaves you all 126 more days to get me Christmas gifts!
All: (anime fall)
Yugi: Speaking of which, where are Ryou and Bakura?
Kyoté Moon: Oh, Lord.
AUSTRALIA
Yami Bakura: (really PO'ed sitting on a bench next to a road in the middle of the
Outback, tightly gripping his Kyoté Moon plushie) Soon I will kill you.
Ryou: (standing next to him, doing the Hamster Dance)
BACK AT KYOTÉ MOON STUDIOS
Kyoté Moon: They're, uh, getting stuff for the fic....he he he.
Yugi: Oh, that's good. I thought you might have forgotten to bring them back from
Australia from your last fic.
Kyoté Moon: Nope. They're here. Now let's never speak of this again and get on with the
fic. Just for the lawyers out there, I Don't Own Yugioh. And stop watching my house.
(Oh, and I haven't really decided on the pairings yet. I always put Ryou with Erika but
she's not here right now...)
ON A PLANE TO AUSTRALIA
Erika: Hold on Ryou! I'm coming to save you from the wallabies!
Yami Erika: Soon I will kill you.
BACK HERE
(Anyway, I thought I would let you guys decide the pairings this time because I'm never
too good at it. I can't start the fic until you review. Ha. Now you have no choice.)
Yami: Kyoté Moon? What are you doing back there?
Kyoté Moon: Uh, making fruitcake?
Yami: Works for me. Where do you hide the booze?
Yugi: No booze!
Yami: But I need it!
Yugi: No. The last time you had a drink, you ran through Times Square naked holding up
a chicken over your head screaming in German.
Yami: I thought that was you.
Kyoté Moon: (gives him a lime) Suck on this until the next chapter.
Yami: Okey-doke. (sucks on it) It tastes like sadness.
Kyoté Moon: That's nice. Now I really have to let the readers go and review.
Yami: (drunk from the lime) I don't care if you're the King of Windshield Wipers! I want
pancakes! Gimme gimme gimme!
Kyoté Moon: (tranquilizes him)
Yami: I'll be back And so will you. (points to Kyoté Moon) And you! (points to Kaiba)
And yooou. (points towards you, but it turns out to be a monkey.)
Mr. Teenie: (screeches and hollers) Translation: Of course I will. I'm trapped here
forever!
Kyoté Moon: Oh, Mr. Teenie. You'll bury us all.
All laugh
Mr. Teenie: (screeches) Translation: Tell the people! Pray...for....Teenie!
Kyoté Moon: Yay! I have returned after a long summer of work and homework to bring
Christmas cheer to all the readers!
Seto: Um, Kyoté Moon? It's August. Almost September.
Kyoté Moon: So?
Seto: So soon you'll start school and CHRISTMAS ISN'T FOR 4 MONTHS!
Kyoté Moon: Which leaves you all 126 more days to get me Christmas gifts!
All: (anime fall)
Yugi: Speaking of which, where are Ryou and Bakura?
Kyoté Moon: Oh, Lord.
AUSTRALIA
Yami Bakura: (really PO'ed sitting on a bench next to a road in the middle of the
Outback, tightly gripping his Kyoté Moon plushie) Soon I will kill you.
Ryou: (standing next to him, doing the Hamster Dance)
BACK AT KYOTÉ MOON STUDIOS
Kyoté Moon: They're, uh, getting stuff for the fic....he he he.
Yugi: Oh, that's good. I thought you might have forgotten to bring them back from
Australia from your last fic.
Kyoté Moon: Nope. They're here. Now let's never speak of this again and get on with the
fic. Just for the lawyers out there, I Don't Own Yugioh. And stop watching my house.
(Oh, and I haven't really decided on the pairings yet. I always put Ryou with Erika but
she's not here right now...)
ON A PLANE TO AUSTRALIA
Erika: Hold on Ryou! I'm coming to save you from the wallabies!
Yami Erika: Soon I will kill you.
BACK HERE
(Anyway, I thought I would let you guys decide the pairings this time because I'm never
too good at it. I can't start the fic until you review. Ha. Now you have no choice.)
Yami: Kyoté Moon? What are you doing back there?
Kyoté Moon: Uh, making fruitcake?
Yami: Works for me. Where do you hide the booze?
Yugi: No booze!
Yami: But I need it!
Yugi: No. The last time you had a drink, you ran through Times Square naked holding up
a chicken over your head screaming in German.
Yami: I thought that was you.
Kyoté Moon: (gives him a lime) Suck on this until the next chapter.
Yami: Okey-doke. (sucks on it) It tastes like sadness.
Kyoté Moon: That's nice. Now I really have to let the readers go and review.
Yami: (drunk from the lime) I don't care if you're the King of Windshield Wipers! I want
pancakes! Gimme gimme gimme!
Kyoté Moon: (tranquilizes him)
Yami: I'll be back And so will you. (points to Kyoté Moon) And you! (points to Kaiba)
And yooou. (points towards you, but it turns out to be a monkey.)
Mr. Teenie: (screeches and hollers) Translation: Of course I will. I'm trapped here
forever!
Kyoté Moon: Oh, Mr. Teenie. You'll bury us all.
All laugh
Mr. Teenie: (screeches) Translation: Tell the people! Pray...for....Teenie!