Diary
Episode One: Oliver Wood.
by: Lissa
A/N: Anything Oliver NARRATES will be in .... Also, this takes place in Harry's 3rd year at Hogwarts, and Oliver's 7th, to clear up any confusion.
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(We see Oliver Wood, in front of a black background thing. Diary theme music plays in background.)
OLIVER: You think you know...but you have no idea. (pause) This is the diary of Oliver Wood.
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(Screen that says Oliver Wood: Almost Not Obsessed appears on the screen)
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May 10th, 1993. (pause) Last Quidditch practice before the Cup.
They think that I'm obsessed with Quidditch. I mean, Quidditch is a game that just happens to be my life. There's a big difference.
(Gryffindor boys dorms, 5th year)
OLIVER: Rise and shine, boys!
GEORGE: Blimey Oliver
FRED: What the hell?
OLIVER: (abnormally cheery) Quidditch practice!
Time to wake up the girls!
(Gryffindor 5th year girls dorm)
OLIVER: Girls...it's time to wake up!
KATIE: Oliver...what are you doing in here?
ALICIA: What's your problem?
ANGELINA: Go away, Oliver! You're not supposed to be in here!!
I wonder why they were so cranky. I feel so unloved. Anyways...practice went rather well, I must say.
(Shot to the Locker room, everybody is literally asleep on their feet.)
OLIVER: And then we pull this play...and then Fred...hit a Bludger at Montague, and George...get Malfoy...and then...FRED! GEORGE! Wake up!!
FRED: (eyes snap open) Where am I?
GEORGE: (mumbling) But mommy, it's too early...
OLIVER: Anyways, Harry, get the Snitch once we're 60 POINTS UP!!
(Harry looks like he's struggling to stay awake)
HARRY: Sure, whatever you say...(yawns)
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(Hermione steps out, wearing her SPEW badge, in front of a huge screen that says the acronym SPEW)
HERMIONE: Join S.P.E.W., and help free the house-elves! Only two Sickles to join!
Thank you.
(Walks back)
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May 11th, 1993. Today is the Cup. I seriously doubt that we'll win. I mean, Harry's probably going to get attacked by You-Know-Who or something. If You-Know-Who breaks Harry, I'll break him.
(Harry catches the Snitch)
OLIVER: ('Hugs' Harry tightly)
HARRY: Oliver...I can't breathe...let...go!
(team meets up on the ground, and the Chasers kiss Harry, and hug Wood and the Weasleys)
OLIVER: (sobbing) We've...won..(passes the Cup to Harry)
I knew we were going to win! I knew it! All I have to worry about now are the final exams. Piece of cake.
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May 15th, 1993. I passed my exams! Now I'm finally out of Hogwarts! I can join a Quidditch team and play full time!
(Wood at the tryouts for Puddlemere United)
OLIVER: Please...please...please...let me on the team!
CAPTAIN: I will if you'll shut the bloody hell up!
OLIVER: Okay.
Why was he so cranky? Well, I gotta go! I need to obsess and practice some more Quidditch
fin.
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DISCLAIMER: I don't own MTV Diary or any Harry Potter character. HP belongs to JK Rowling, and Diary belongs to MTV. Storyline belongs to me. Tankies.
A/N: Ok, I know that it sucks, but the next "episode" will be better. It won't be Oliver, however.
Episode One: Oliver Wood.
by: Lissa
A/N: Anything Oliver NARRATES will be in .... Also, this takes place in Harry's 3rd year at Hogwarts, and Oliver's 7th, to clear up any confusion.
*****************************************
(We see Oliver Wood, in front of a black background thing. Diary theme music plays in background.)
OLIVER: You think you know...but you have no idea. (pause) This is the diary of Oliver Wood.
********************************************
(Screen that says Oliver Wood: Almost Not Obsessed appears on the screen)
*********************************************
May 10th, 1993. (pause) Last Quidditch practice before the Cup.
They think that I'm obsessed with Quidditch. I mean, Quidditch is a game that just happens to be my life. There's a big difference.
(Gryffindor boys dorms, 5th year)
OLIVER: Rise and shine, boys!
GEORGE: Blimey Oliver
FRED: What the hell?
OLIVER: (abnormally cheery) Quidditch practice!
Time to wake up the girls!
(Gryffindor 5th year girls dorm)
OLIVER: Girls...it's time to wake up!
KATIE: Oliver...what are you doing in here?
ALICIA: What's your problem?
ANGELINA: Go away, Oliver! You're not supposed to be in here!!
I wonder why they were so cranky. I feel so unloved. Anyways...practice went rather well, I must say.
(Shot to the Locker room, everybody is literally asleep on their feet.)
OLIVER: And then we pull this play...and then Fred...hit a Bludger at Montague, and George...get Malfoy...and then...FRED! GEORGE! Wake up!!
FRED: (eyes snap open) Where am I?
GEORGE: (mumbling) But mommy, it's too early...
OLIVER: Anyways, Harry, get the Snitch once we're 60 POINTS UP!!
(Harry looks like he's struggling to stay awake)
HARRY: Sure, whatever you say...(yawns)
**********************************CM BREAK*****************************
(Hermione steps out, wearing her SPEW badge, in front of a huge screen that says the acronym SPEW)
HERMIONE: Join S.P.E.W., and help free the house-elves! Only two Sickles to join!
Thank you.
(Walks back)
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May 11th, 1993. Today is the Cup. I seriously doubt that we'll win. I mean, Harry's probably going to get attacked by You-Know-Who or something. If You-Know-Who breaks Harry, I'll break him.
(Harry catches the Snitch)
OLIVER: ('Hugs' Harry tightly)
HARRY: Oliver...I can't breathe...let...go!
(team meets up on the ground, and the Chasers kiss Harry, and hug Wood and the Weasleys)
OLIVER: (sobbing) We've...won..(passes the Cup to Harry)
I knew we were going to win! I knew it! All I have to worry about now are the final exams. Piece of cake.
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May 15th, 1993. I passed my exams! Now I'm finally out of Hogwarts! I can join a Quidditch team and play full time!
(Wood at the tryouts for Puddlemere United)
OLIVER: Please...please...please...let me on the team!
CAPTAIN: I will if you'll shut the bloody hell up!
OLIVER: Okay.
Why was he so cranky? Well, I gotta go! I need to obsess and practice some more Quidditch
fin.
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DISCLAIMER: I don't own MTV Diary or any Harry Potter character. HP belongs to JK Rowling, and Diary belongs to MTV. Storyline belongs to me. Tankies.
A/N: Ok, I know that it sucks, but the next "episode" will be better. It won't be Oliver, however.