The very secret diary of Prince Jonathan
(A/N: I had to return the book before I thought to write this, so if the events are in the wrong order, please feel free to let me know, will update once a week or so. Reviews make me happy and more inclined to post sooner, *hint* *hint*)
Day 1- stopped Ralon from beating new kid to a pulp. V. noble of me. Dunno his name. A-something or other. Squirt fits him better, tho, seeing as he is so short. Squirt didn't thank me profusely, tho, or even recognize me as royalty. Won't intervene next time. That'll teach him.
Day 3- who am I kidding. Scaring and pounding Ralon fun. Sadistic, yes, but good cure for boredom.
Day 72- Squirt made Ralon cry today. Whupped his @$$. Better befriend him (Squirt) or it could be me next.
Day 81- Squirt seems to be afraid of water. Theory: Squirt rabid.
Day 94- still no foam. Might just like dirt.
Day 106- Gary and Alex off to be squires. As can get Squirt to do most of my homework, will help him with a couple of problems.
Day 111- Squirt booooooooooooring. On bright side, now have history term paper done, just need to copy it into my own handwriting
Day 118- another booooooooooring lecture from Squirt. Spent most of time doodling and daydreaming about court ladies.
Day 180- having v. nice conversation with black-cloaked portent of death and Squirt had to interrupt with purply stuff and whisk me back to this world. Squirt talked like woman. Squirt either possessed or a eunuch.
Day 204- Squirt got horse from George the klepto. Named it stupid wimpy name. Moon something. Not too jealous, as got better one. But actually had to pay for it. Named it manly name. Theory: Squirt either gay or confused about sexual identity.
Day 236- Squirt got pretty and funky sword from Myles. Am v. jealous. Planning some sort of revenge.... Not sure what yet, tho...
Day 240- I've got it. Will drag Squirt along to Persopolis and then to black city. Squirt rather prissy about rules made for our own safety. Make him squirm. *evil grin*
Day 247- Squirt not gay or confused... Squirt female. That explains a lot. V. good item for future blackmail. Note to self: no more stripping in front of him her.
(A/N: I had to return the book before I thought to write this, so if the events are in the wrong order, please feel free to let me know, will update once a week or so. Reviews make me happy and more inclined to post sooner, *hint* *hint*)
Day 1- stopped Ralon from beating new kid to a pulp. V. noble of me. Dunno his name. A-something or other. Squirt fits him better, tho, seeing as he is so short. Squirt didn't thank me profusely, tho, or even recognize me as royalty. Won't intervene next time. That'll teach him.
Day 3- who am I kidding. Scaring and pounding Ralon fun. Sadistic, yes, but good cure for boredom.
Day 72- Squirt made Ralon cry today. Whupped his @$$. Better befriend him (Squirt) or it could be me next.
Day 81- Squirt seems to be afraid of water. Theory: Squirt rabid.
Day 94- still no foam. Might just like dirt.
Day 106- Gary and Alex off to be squires. As can get Squirt to do most of my homework, will help him with a couple of problems.
Day 111- Squirt booooooooooooring. On bright side, now have history term paper done, just need to copy it into my own handwriting
Day 118- another booooooooooring lecture from Squirt. Spent most of time doodling and daydreaming about court ladies.
Day 180- having v. nice conversation with black-cloaked portent of death and Squirt had to interrupt with purply stuff and whisk me back to this world. Squirt talked like woman. Squirt either possessed or a eunuch.
Day 204- Squirt got horse from George the klepto. Named it stupid wimpy name. Moon something. Not too jealous, as got better one. But actually had to pay for it. Named it manly name. Theory: Squirt either gay or confused about sexual identity.
Day 236- Squirt got pretty and funky sword from Myles. Am v. jealous. Planning some sort of revenge.... Not sure what yet, tho...
Day 240- I've got it. Will drag Squirt along to Persopolis and then to black city. Squirt rather prissy about rules made for our own safety. Make him squirm. *evil grin*
Day 247- Squirt not gay or confused... Squirt female. That explains a lot. V. good item for future blackmail. Note to self: no more stripping in front of him her.