I once posted this on tumblr a long time ago. I figure I should probably start cross-posting some things. Like this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tiger & Bunny. If I did, I would've paid back all of my student loans by now.
Beastmaster
By Bilbo-sama
Barnaby's eyebrow twitched as he said, "You should stop doing that, Old Man."
Wild Tiger pouted as he looked up at his partner, "But the little guy likes it, Bunny!" The 'little guy' is a full-grown tiger that is getting his belly rubbed and he appears to be purring.
"He escaped from the zoo and was on a rampage! If you weren't wearing armor you would be dead by now."
The human Tiger shrugged, "But we caught him, didn't we?"
"Yeah but that's because he got tired and wanted to rest." And it was not because Wild Tiger shouted 'Freeze!' and it did, Barnaby thought. No, that was a coincidence.
"Hey Bunny. What if I just got a new talking to tigers power?" The older man grinned.
Barnaby blinked, "…What?"
"Hey, Tiger-kun, roll over!"
"You can't be serious, Old Man."
"Roll over! Awww, that's a good boy!"
The tiger purred as it was awarded with more belly rubs.
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