Binas: I know. I am using the name of one of my favorite My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Movie songs (my other most fave is the song sung in the cafeteria). By the way hope I got the airport right... I never really been in one in a long time. Only in front of them.
This takes place after season 3 but before season 4 in Inuyasha, and before Reality Trip in DP.
Summary: After a foreign idiot bomber bombs the shrine, the Higurashi family are forced to move, and since the Bone-Eater's Well got destroyed with the shrine, Inuyasha's stuck with them. Where do they move? Amity Park! Blame Grandpa for that choice. Now they have to deal with ghosts, school, crazy ghost hunting parents, and what-ever-the-heck-can-go-wrong.
Inuyasha: You are crazy...
Binas: Thank you for seeing that... Now care to go back stage and wait for your entrance?
Inuyasha: You aren't the boss of me.
Binas: Of course not. That's Kagome's job. Now should I go get her or are you gonna behave?
Inuyasha: *Muttering as he goes backstage* Stupid mangy brat...
Binas: I heard that! Now 'fermer ta la bouche'!
Inuyasha: What the heck did you just say?!
Binas: I said 'Shut your mouth' in French. Yeah I'm taking French! Gotta problem with that?
Kagome: SIT BOY!
*Inuyasha slams into the ground and Kagome drags him off stage*
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In the airport...
"Flight 23 is now entering the hanger. Flight 23 is now entering the hanger."
Plane 23's door opened and Inuyasha darted off the plane wanting to get away from all the noise and chaos that was on the plane.
"I never want to be on those so called planes again! Ya got that?", Inuyasha said as he pulled out the gum some nasty punk had stuck in his hair on the trip.
"And this is coming from the guy who has jumped from building to building and tree to tree. It wasn't that bad.", Kagome said.
"Easy for you to say!", Inuyasha said.
Sota sighed and shook his head.
'And here they go again... It's bad enough they made a scene on the plane...', Sota thought.
"Let's hurry up guys. Mom and Grandpa are at the luggage center getting the luggage.", Sota said racing ahead of them.
"SOTA!", Kagome shouted and ran after him, dragging Inuyasha behind her by the hair.
"OW! CUT THAT OUT!", Inuyasha yelled.
A few hours later in a rental car...
"Are we there yet?", Sota asked.
"GAH! Sota, you asked that question twenty times! Please shut up!", Inuyasha shouted in irritation.
"INUYASHA!", Kagome yelled.
Inuyasha dwarfed at her anger.
"Please don't!", Inuyasha said in a small voice.
"Why would I do it in the car?! You are getting it when we are out of the car!", Kagome yelled.
"We are almost there. So please try to settle down. And Inuyasha, be nice.", Mrs. Higurashi said.
"If you don't I am sure some of the nasty spirits that dwell in this town will take offense and attack you.", Grandpa Higurashi warned.
"What's that suppose to mean grandpa?!", Inuyasha asked rather rudely.
"INUYASHA!", Kagome yelled again.
"HA! You can't do anything! You said so yourself!", Inuyasha said in smart tone and chuckled a jerk.
"Oh you are in for several big ones now!", Kagome shouted.
Sota face palmed.
'Can't they stop fighting for one day?!', Sota thought.
At the house...
"Uh, are houses suppose to have that hanging of the roof?", Inuyasha asked with his ears falling flat and started peeking from under the cap.
There across the street was a normal looking house with a big, bright, green neon sign with a large UFO looking thing dangling from the roof. The sign read 'Fentonworks'.
"No Inuyasha... They aren't...", Mrs. Higurashi said in disbelief at the crazy house.
"Great. We get crazy neighbors. What more can we ask for?", Kagome said dryly, "Oh and Inuyasha..."
"Hmmm?", Inuyasha asked.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!", Kagome screamed giving Inuyasha exactly thirty big sits, leaving a crater.
"What was that for?!", Inuyasha yelled.
"For the scene on the plane, the ruckus in the airport, twice, and the car ride.", Kagome said.
"Grrrrr..."
"Stop. Let's just unpack and make sure your grandpa doesn't get into any trouble and start purifying the neighbors.", Mrs. Higurashi said.
After they managed to get the boxes of things they could salvage into the house, they found Grandpa Higurashi across the street with a handful of Spirit Wards. Everyone went into shock.
Grandpa Higurashi ran the door bell.
"GHOST!"
A large man in an orange HAZMAT barged the door down and aimed a weapon at Grandpa Higurashi.
"EVIL SPIRIT BEGONE!", Grandpa Higurashi cried and slammed a Spirit Ward on the man's forehead, knocking him backwards a bit.
Mrs. Higurashi, Kagome, and Inuyasha sweat dropped at the events.
"Not only they're total nutcases, they thought that they were ghosts and spirits respectively...", Inuyasha said.
"JACK FENTON!"
A woman in a blue HAZMAT came outside and started scolding who appeared to be her husband.
"Great now there's two of them!", Inuyasha said.
"How many times have told you, not to aim the Fenton Bazooka at a random person?", The woman asked.
"Sorry Maddie... In thought he was a ghost then he hit me with this silly piece of paper.", Jack said taking off the Spirit Ward.
"HEY! That's a Higurashi Spirit Ward!", Grandpa Higurashi snapped, "It's one of the most spiritual objects I make!"
"Oh. Sorry about Jack's behavior. He means well. And come inside if you want.", Maddie said.
"Come inside! I can blabber about ghosts!", Jack said.
"Yup... The neighbors are nutcases like you said...", Kagome finally agreed.
"I think I am going to go play my video game...", Sota said and left wanting to get away from the craziness.
In Fentonworks...
"So do you guys have any kids?", Grandpa Higurashi asked.
"Yes. Jazz is sixteen and Danny is fourteen. They should be home soon.", Maddie said, "So can I get your some coffee?"
"Yes please. Thank you.", Grandpa Higurashi said with a bow.
"Say are you Chinese?", Jack asked out of the blue.
"JACK!"
"No it's fine. Me and my family are Japanese. Same goes for Kagome's boyfriend, Inuyasha. Inuyasha lost his family recently to the bombing that happened last week, so we took him in.", Grandpa Higurashi said.
Maddie covered her mouth in shock and Jack was blaming the bombing on ghosts.
"Oh dear. I hope he's alright. You know my daughter is taking classes for her Psychology career. Maybe she can help him cope.", Maddie said.
"Inuyasha has been doing real well actually. He got over it real quickly because of his lover and us.", Grandpa Higurashi lied again.
"Well that's good to hear.", Maddie said.
"Can you tell us more about those ghost papers you stuck to my forehead?", Jack asked in interest.
"Sure.", Grandpa Higurashi said, "No one has really asked me about them unless if they think they will not work like the time I sealed the Bone Eater's Well. But that tale sadly can't be told to just anyone."
An hour later outside...
Inuyasha was sleeping in a tree, with his hat abandoned due to the foliage covering them. His ears cramped from being stuck in that cap for almost a week. Inuyasha's eyes opened when he hear talking.
"So you actually managed to stuff Skulker and The Box Ghost into the thermos at the same time! Dude! Skulker's gonna kill you big time when he gets out!", a boy said.
After the boy had stopped talking, three distinct laughs were heard. Two male, one female.
"Well, what else does he deserve? The Lunch Lady?", the second boy said.
"Just keep your guard up Danny. You know Skulker will come up with some form of payback later.", the girl said.
Inuyasha jumped out of the tree as he placed the 'stupid hat' back on.
"Hey what are you kids talking about?", Inuyasha asked, "Who's Skulker, and what the heck is a Lunch Lady and a Box Ghost?"
"Uhhh... Just some characters in a computer game?", a dark skinned boy lied.
"What the heck is a computer game?", Inuyasha asked clearly confused.
The dark skinned boy fainted as he heard those words. The female looked at him.
"Tucker! Cut it out!", The girl yelled.
"Sorry Sam but what he said was scary!", Tucker said pointing to Inuyasha.
"So that mean's he's Danny?", Inuyasha asked pointing at the scrawny black haired boy with blue eyes.
"I am right here you know!", Danny yelled slightly annoyed.
"INUYASHA!"
Inuyasha went wide eyed.
"SIT BOY!"
Inuyasha went face first into the ground leaving a crater in the ground. The hat unfortunately was not on securely and fell off.
"What are you doing to them?", Kagome asked really annoyed.
"Nothing! I was just wondering what they were talking about!", Inuyasha said lifting his face out of the cement.
Danny, Sam, and Tucker stood there dumbfound by the events that happened.
"Whoa. I wish I had one of those! I'd love to use one on Paulina for when she says something really shallow!", Sam beamed.
"This would make dealing with Dash easier.", Danny whistled.
"Don't think of putting one on me!", Tucker said.
"Shut up, would ya?", Inuyasha asked rudely.
Danny's eyes examined the crater until he spotted something very unusual. No, it wasn't his Fire-Rat Robes. It was the dog ears on his head.
'Are those... DOG EARS?! What the heck is he?!', Danny thought and started touching Inuyasha's ears.
"Hey! Leave my ears out of this!", Inuyasha snapped.
Sam and Tucker took notice and started doing the same thing.
"These are real!", Sam said in amazement.
"They feel like meat filled dumplings but with fur.", Tucker said.
"How did you end up with these ears?", Danny asked.
Kagome found the hat to the side and started sweat dropping.
'Oh no! They are gonna find out he's part demon! I have to do something before-', Kagome thought.
"I was born with them. I still don't understand why Kagome makes me hide em'.", Inuyasha said and started scratching his ear with his foot, gaining some weird looks from the trio.
'-He says something he shouldn't have...', Kagome finished.
"What do you mean by that?", Danny asked.
Inuyasha was about to say something but Kagome interrupted.
"SIT!, Kagome yelled again.
"Will you quit doing that?!", Inuyasha yelled again.
Kagome picked up the hat and dragged Inuyasha back into the house.
Upstairs in Danny's room...
"That was really weird. I mean the guy has dog ears, has some dog like behaviors, and is forced to the ground with the word 'sit'. What could this mean?", Danny said, "The only good thing is that I don't have to kick him into the Ghost Zone cause my Ghost Sense didn't go off around him."
"He could be a former genetic experiment from a government agency like the GiW.", Tucker said.
"Tucker, you have got to stop watching those Science Fiction movies.", Sam said, "Even if the GiW or another government branch created him, they would be swarming Amity Park right now."
"Well, then we will have to do some reconnaissance...", Danny said making his eyes glow green.
"Danny, I think we should save that for plan b.", Tucker said.
Danny rolled his eyes and transformed.
"Come on Tuck. Since when do we have a plan b?", Danny asked as he floated there.
"Good point. Be careful, Danny.", Sam said.
Danny flew outside.
"He's an idiot, right?", Tucker asked.
"Tucker...", Sam warned and kicked him in the shins.
"OW!"
With Danny...
Danny sneezed twice.
"Someone must be angry that they can't catch me.", Danny said before turning invisible and flying into the house across the street.
With Inuyasha...
Inuyasha sat on the floor with is arms crossed and a pouty face. Kagome was in front of him.
"Inuyasha, what were you thinking? You blew your cover! We better hope they don't tell anyone!", Kagome scolded.
"FEH! Like I care! They can tell their cat for all I care!", Inuyasha said making Buyo perk up.
"Me-row?", Buyo cried as Inuyasha picked him up by his hind legs and dangled the cat in the air to amuse himself.
"Inuyasha! This is serious! If word gets out about this, we have no idea what would happen! Especially in this town!", Kagome said in worry.
Danny phased into the room, and saw the situation unfold. Kagome looked at Inuyasha, who smiled as he tortured the cat.
"INUYASHA! What are you doing to the cat?! SIT BOY!", Kagome said and Inuyasha once more face planted, "Are you even listening, stupid?!"
"Why would I want to?", Inuyasha asked as he pulled himself off the ground.
'Yup... He must be part dog cause dogs love torturing kitties...', Danny thought.
"Because I know this era, and you don't. Remember?", Kagome said.
'What does she mean by that?', Danny thought.
"This again?! FEH! I already know! I am from the Feudal Era and this is your strange crazy era!", Inuyasha said annoyed.
'Feudal ERA?! Isn't that... 500 YEARS IN THE PAST?! I need to get to Clockwork fast!', Danny thought and flew away quickly just to be caught.
"Not so fast Danny!", Inuyasha snapped, "I know you are there you mangy whatever!"
Danny sighed in defeat. Kagome obviously saw that Inuyasha had a tight grip on his leg that was too real to fake. Danny became visible and phased out of Inuyasha's grip.
'At least I won't be feeling that in the morning...', Danny thought rubbing his leg.
"What the heck are you doing here?!", Inuyasha snapped.
"Inuyasha cut that out!", Kagome said.
"What in the world are you talking about?", Danny asked.
"I recognize your smell and you sound the same! Your that scrawny kid who lives across the street!", Inuyasha said.
Danny went into shock.
"What are you? A bloodhound?", Danny asked.
Inuyasha growled in anger.
"What did you just say?!", Inuyasha sneered, "Canines are carnivorous! Remember that!"
"INUYASHA! SIT BOY!", Kagome shouted, "What are you trying to prove?"
Inuyasha picked himself up and pouted. Danny blinked.
"Is that true?", Kagome asked turning her attention to Danny.
"Yes...", Danny sighed.
"There's something I don't understand. How can a ghost have a smell? They are dead.", Inuyasha grumbled under his breath.
Danny's Ghost Sense went off and he groaned.
"What's your problem, dead boy?", Inuyasha asked rudely.
"I have to go.", Danny said and a glowing green net came out of no where, capturing Danny.
"WHAT THE HECK?!", Inuyasha yelled and pulled out his Tessaiga and got into a battle stance.
"Finally got you whelp..."
Out of the ground appeared a ghost in metal armor of some kind with several strange gadgets.
"Who the heck are you?! Get out of Kagome's house!", Inuyasha yelled raising his sword, making it transform.
"I am Skulker, THE GREATEST HUNTER IN THE GHOST ZONE! And you boy seem to be a fine specimen for my collection to which I will be adding the Ghost Boy to after I make him into a pelt...", the ghost said.
Kagome and Inuyasha sweat dropped.
"Ewww...", Kagome said in disgust.
"Is it just me or does this guy have a fetish for pelts?", Inuyasha grimaced.
"Dude. Seriously! Get a new hobby like knitting! No matter how many times you say that pelt claim, it's still gross!", Danny said from in the net, trying to figure away out of the net.
"Speaking of pelts... I would love to have a true one of a kind pelt. And I see the Dog Boy is going to be the next one I make into a pelt.", Skulker said menacingly.
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT!", Inuyasha growled in anger and swung his sword at Skulker with a load of aggression, "I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THAT!"
Skulker turned intangible as Inuyasha swung his sword aimlessly at him.
"Inuyasha! Lure Skulker outside while I untie Danny!", Kagome shouted as she ran to Danny's aid.
Inuyasha jumped out the window with Skulker on his tail. Once on the ground, Inuyasha swung his sword again but this time it was different and caught Skulker completely off guard.
"WIND SCAR!"
The energy of the attack slammed into Skulker, destroying his battle suit. Inuyasha walked up to Skulker's armor to find something that made him laugh.
"What the heck?!", Inuyasha said trying not to laugh, "For a ghost you are really harmless and stretchy!"
Inuyasha started stretching Skulker with his claws.
"UNHAND ME YOU MUTT! I AM SKULKER THE GREATEST GHOST HUNTER EVER! FEAR ME!", Skulker squeaked in a high pitch voice.
Inuyasha didn't know if he should laugh at Skulker's high pitch voice, or rip him to shreds for calling him a mutt.
Kagome and Danny, who was now untied found Inuyasha stretching Skulker with a grin. Danny was blinking at how Skulker was getting treated like a chew toy before laughing. Kagome on the other hand was amused by Skulker's real self to the point she didn't even bother to sit Inuyasha for treating Skulker badly.
"I hope this teaches ya not to call me a mutt, Sulker!", Inuyasha taunted.
Danny laughed at the pun.
"Why didn't I think of that one before?", Danny asked.
"Because you are stupid.", Inuyasha said and slingshot Skulker on to building like a rubber band, making Skulker go splat on a nearby building.
Danny pulled out a weird looking thermos and sucked Skulker and his armor in.
"I WILL BE BACK HALFA!", Skulker cried.
Danny gave the thermos a nice bashing into the wall to annoy Skulker for giving everyone a hard time.
"Okay now that's out of the way, what the heck is a Halfa? Is it another offensive term for Hanyo?", Inuyasha asked.
'This will be a long explanation...', Danny thought.