I'm writing this at skewl! During my English class. So I really shouldn't be doing this.

Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Zelda.

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Introduction: Meet the captain

Hey! What are you doing, reading this. This is the diary, er, I mean Captain's Log of the famous captain Linebeck! What? You're saying that I'm not famous? Hmph, I've been around hundreds of years and once you've been around the block a few hundred times, your name is heard everywhere! Huh, you don't believe I'm hundreds of years old? Well, with my dashing good looks I'm not surprised that you'd think that. But of course, looks can be deceiving. Except for fairies. They look fluttery and annoying and they are fluttery and annoying. Where was I? Oh yeah. So you want to hear the amazing tale of the amazing captain? Then sit down for a few hours, this'll take a while…Oh, and you do have rupees to pay me with right? It's not like I'm telling this tale for free! What! You're saying you're not gonna pay me! What a rip-off…but since I'm feeling generous today I'll go ahead and tell you anyway. You just have to pay me my rupees later, maybe with some interest added…heh heh heh…