DD-Hey guys, I was really bored, and decided to make this random IM story. Everyone has aim and yeah.
Gaara- Yeah, What she said.
DD-Anyway, I don't own Naruto, but if I did, I would make Sakura get even more stronger after the Time-Skip by training with Itachi, then she would get married to Gaara, and Her and Naruto would kill Sasuke. In the end, Sasuke would confess that he is gay, and we would all be happy that he was dead. I would also make Lee not look as ugly as he does, AND I would make Sakura put her hair into a pony-tail, and she would have black streaks in her hair! Yes I have odd Fantasy's, but that's okay! Anyway, on to the story.
DD- oh, and DON'T READ IF YOU LIKE SASUKE!!!!! This makes fun of some of the characters, but I think that all the naruto characters, except for Sasuke, rock solid rock, so yeah.
Chapter One
ItBurnsWhenIPee has signed on
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SuperGayClanAvenger- Dang, I can't believe I spelled hot wrong and spelled gay in my sn!
ItBurnsWhenIPee- Yeah, but it is true that you're gay
BeautifulCherryBlossom- NO it isn't! if he was, he would be with orochimaru right now!
ItBurnsWhenIPee- he is though, so hes even gayer than before! HAHA!
SuperGayClanAvenger- shut up, I am not gay, OOOHHHHH!!! where did u get that nail polish Sakura?
BeautifulCherryBlossom- nevermind, I was wrong
SuperHotClanKiller has signed on
SuperHotClanKiller- Hi dudes, what are your names?
BeautifulCherryBlossom- Sakura
ItBurnsWhenIPee- Naruto
SuperGayClanAvenger- Why the heck should I tell u?
SuperHotClanKiller- omg, ur sasuke aren't u!
SuperGayClanAvenger- how did u no that?
SuperHotClanKiller- Duh, it says SuperGAYclanavenger, and I no my bro is gay
SuperGayClanAvenger- I am not gay!
ItBurnsWhenIPee- yes u r
BeautifulCherryBlossom- I have to agree for once w/ naruto
SuperGayClanAvenger- you guys r just jealous!
SuperHotClanKiller-of wat?
SuperGayClanAvenger- shut up! Im leaving!
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SuperHotClanKiller- hey Sasori and deidara! You guys finally got sn's!
IloveMyPlay-Doh- Yep!
Sushi-Chan- I learned a life long experience today
ItBurnsWhenIPee-Wat?
Sushi-Chan- never let deidara pick out ur sn
IamSpiderMan- hi guys! I'm spider man!
BeautifulCherryBlossom- no seriously, who r u?
IamSpiderMan- Im spider man!
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ICanPlayTheFluteGOMEE!- shut up kidomaru, and stop pretending to be spider man again
IamSpiderMan- I am spider man though!
IAmBoney- Ill get the electric chair
IamSpiderMan- NO! Im kidomaru im kidomaru!!!!!!!
ItBurnsWhenIPee- okay then… hey, weren't u the dudes, who did that one thing, u no, the one thing by that one tree!
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- ssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeee
BeautifulCherryBlossom- I got to go now on my date with lee, I mean, my date with ummmmmm leegan!
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ImTheBetterBrother- so, aren't I the better bro?
NoImTheBetterBrother- no, I am!
ImTheBetterBrother-no I am!
NoImTheBetterBrother- no, I am!
ImTheBetterBrother-no I am!
NoImTheBetterBrother- no, I am!
ImTheBetterBrother-no I am!
ICanPlayTheFluteGOMEE!- SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!! IM GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF U NOW!!!!
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ImTheBetterBrother- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
NoImTheBetterBrother- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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ItBurnsWhenIPee- okay, so wat do u guys want to talk about?
Sushi-Chan- I don't no, um how about, um, um, SUSHI!
IloveMyPlay-Doh- NO! let's talk about play doh!
ItBurnsWhenIPee- How about, um, we come over to my house, and eat ramen, and then we can watch the movie on how to eat ramen, eat sushi, and how to make play-doh! Oh, and where you get special kinds of nailpolish!
SuperHotClanKiller- IM IN FOR THE NAIL POLISH!
Sushi-Chan- um okay, sure why not
IloveMyPlay-Doh- ME TOO!!! I LOVE PLAY-DOH!!!
ItBurnsWhenIPee- okay! Come over to my house then! Bi bi!
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SuperHotClanKiller- so, before I leave, hey boney, you're the kimimaru dude right?
IamBoney- yeah why?
SuperHotClanKiller- u like tayuya right?
IamBoney- yeah, but why do u need to no that? O crap I just said that didn't i
SuperHotClanKiller- pretty much
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- Sure
IamBoney- crap, ur still in here!?
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- yep
SuperHotClanKiller- tell tayuya that kimi-chan likes tay-chan okay!
IamBoney- did u just call me Kimi-chan? And did u just call tayuya tay-Chan?
SuperHotClanKiller- yeah, and what r u going to do about it?
IamBoney- Im going to kill u
SuperHotClanKiller- then what
IamBoney- then ill send u to neverland, I mean wonderland, I mean, o forget this
SuperHotClanKiller- then what?
IamBoney- I don't no
SuperHotClanKiller- then what??
IamBoney- stop it
SuperHotClanKiller- then what?
IamBoney- Shut up
SuperHotClanKiller- then what?
IamBoney- I SAID SHUT UP!!!
SuperHotClanKiller- THHHEEENNNN WHATTTTT????
IamBoney- I'm getting out of here!
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SuperHotClanKiller- so jiroubou, remember to tell tayuya! Okay!
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- k! bye bye, wait, u like nail polish?
SuperHotClanKiller- no, of course not, he he he.
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- okay then, bi bi!
SuperHotClanKiller- oh, and one more thing, tell everyone u no and don't know, that sasuke is gay!
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- okay, bi!
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DD- okay! That was my first chapter! I might not be able to update very fast though, so sorry if it takes a while.
Gaara- If you need to know whos sn is whos, here's the list:
SuperHotClanKiller- Itachi
IamBoney- Kimimaro
Sushi-Chan- Sasori
IloveMyPlay-Doh- Deidara
ItBurnsWhenIPee- Naruto
BeautifulCherryBlossom- Sakura
IamSpiderMan- Kidomaru
ICanPlayTheFluteGOMEE!-Tayuya
NoImTheBetterBrother- Sakon
ImTheBetterBrother-Ukon
ImNotFatImALittleChubby- Jiroubou
SuperGayClanAvenger- Sasuke
DD- so anyway, please review!!!!!!! )(!!! And remember that I might not be able to update very fast, so sorry once again!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!