A/N:

Me: Okay so, first I'd just like to say that I've never done a Host Club Fanfic before
^_^' and would appreciate it if you don't be a hater {and maybe
favorite/re~}

Alex: Yea, yea we get it! Just get on with it.

Me: *Eyes Alex* Well...fine, be that way anyway, why don't you do the disclaimer.

Alex: Fine, I will! *Clears throat*
Ouran High School Host Club does NOT belong to Wolf! If it did, she'd be hugging Hikaru and Kaoru right now, after making Tamaki sulk in a corner!(What?!)

Me: But Alexis does belong to me though.

Alexis: _ No I don't

Me: *Glares at her*

The Main Character's Form

First Name: Alexis

Middle Name: Macry (Pronounced Muh-Cree)

Last Name: Bloomingdale

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: September 13th, Friday, 1997

Hair Color: Black with blue streaks (All natural)

Hair Style: Short

Eye Color: Violet

Blood Type: AB+

Host Type: Unknown

Family: Mother- Daniela Bloomingdale

-Father- Alexander Bloomingdale

-Little Brother- Name Unknown

Personality: Unknown

Status: "Commoner"

Living Arrangements: A cheap one bed, one bath apartment

Height: 5'9"

School: Ouran Private Academy

Clubs: Ouran High School Host Club

Nationality: American/German

Star Sign: Virgo

Chinese Zodiac: Oxen

Birthstone: Sapphire

Occupation: First-year High School Student/ Works as a waitress at a five star restaurant

Favorite Subjects: English, Physical Education

Favorite Foods: Spicy foods, Chinese food, sweets, or really anything to do with meat

Hobbies: Singing, dancing, writing, drawing, playing soccer, playing football, sleeping

Definitely Not Haruhi

Chapter One

I walk through the large halls, "Pfft, you'd think there'd at least be somewhere quiet
where I can draw, I mean, this place is like a castle." I was clutching a
large plastic white binder and a pouch of different art supplies. I was
out and about because this is usually club time, so I had nowhere to go.

I look at my uniform, the guys' uniform
'At least I got the headmaster of the school let me wear the guy
uniforms instead of the frilly, yellow girls' dresses.' I stop in front
of large, elegant doors, I had learned a bit of Japanese so far, and with
only minimal trouble I could tell the sign hanging up over the doors
read 'Music Room 3'

"Isn't this the room somebody said is abandoned?" I say to myself, "Well, I'll take a look I guess."

I take a deep breath and grasp the door handles in my hands. I swing the
doors open and am blinded by a bright light, I fall back, "What the he-"
I mumble but the light had faded and inside the room there were rose
petals floating from the ceiling. Next thing I knew, two ginger haired
twins had locked each one of their arms into one of mine on either side and
lifted me so my feet weren't even touching the ground.

"Look, Hikaru, a newcomer." Says the twin to my right.

"Yes, Kaoru, he is, isn't he? I believe he is that new kid in our class." Says the one to my left, Hikaru.

Kaoru and Hikaru tote me into the room like I was a sack of potatoes
then just drop me. I stand, and dust off the right arm sleeve of the
uniform,

"You're just so gentle, aren't you?" I growl, biting back the more intense words.

The twins are clearly fake offended by this and in the blink of an eye are standing in front of
me, their arms locked together, "We'll have you know that we are the
most, generous, caring, loving, gentle~" They both say at once until they
are interrupted by somebody

"Hikaru, Kaoru," A blonde haired boy with purple eyes {also} walks up beside the two twins,
"We mustn't lie to any of our customers." He flips his hair out of his
eyes and walks up to me and grabs my hand then begins with whatever the
heck he was doing.

"Welcome, to the Ouran High School Host
Club! I am the king of this club, Tamaki Suoh, that there is Kyoya
Otori, the twins are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, that there is Mitsukuni
"Honey" Haninozuka, and last but not least that over there, that is
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka." He lists off the names like he did it
everyday, "And, who might you be?" He says turning his violet gaze to me.

"I'm Alex." I grumble

"What an unusual name." Tamaki and the twins begin repeating it over and over like it amused them.

"Yea, Alex, and do you got a problem with it, Blondie?" I growl

He is taking off guard by this and next thing I know, he was sitting in the corner growing mushrooms...

"Um...is that normal?" I say pointing at Tamaki and looking around the room at the other five guys.
"Yep." The little boy, Mitsukuni, or Honey, says and runs up to me.

"Um, what is he doing at a high school? He looks like he should be elementary."

"We never really knew, but we go along with it because he's a martial
arts legend and could break us with his pinky." The twins say at the
same time like it was no biggey.

"Ooookay...and that's kind of creepy."

"What is?" They say at the same time, once again...

"You're saying everything at the same exact time; in the same exact
tone...how often do you go through this stuff? Did you like rehearse? Is
this a set-up?" I say my narrowed purple eyes gazing around the room for
any sign that I'm correct, but everybody kept a straight face. I look
back to where Tamaki was in his corner but jump and yell in surprise
when he was right in my face. I fall backwards, hitting the floor hard with my rear-end. I groan and sit up rubbing my back, where it also started to hurt.

~Kyoya *Light bulb*~

"What was it again, Alex? Well, anyways, Alex, if you are not here as a
guest, would you like to be a member of the Host Club?" He messes with my
hair, "Also, is this your natural hair." He sits there playing with my
black and blue hair.

I slap his hand away from my hair.

"Yes, it's natural. But I thought the Ouran Host Club was for gu-" I stop
myself; I wasn't going to let them be judging me on my gender, "The
incredibly handsome, like you." I say through clenched teeth, these were
the popular guys and I didn't want to get on their bad side.

~Honey *Light bulb*~

"Hmm, I guess you are right there, I am incredibly handsome." He says tossing his hair again, "What do you think, Kyoya?"

"He would make a valuable addition to the club. Girls will die for his
unnatural, err, hair." Kyoya says pushing his glasses up with one hand and
holding a laptop in the other.

"Then it's settled!"
Tamaki beams, "You are now officially a member of the Host Club! You
shall be our mutt until you have had your Hosting Lessons." Tamaki
smiles with glee.

"Great," I say sarcastically, "I always wanted to be a mutt."
I say through clenched teeth, I balled up my fists so tight my knuckles
were turning white, just to keep from punching some of these idiots in
the nose.

...TO BE CONTINUED!

A/N: Me:*Through gasps for air* Review, favorite, follow, what~

Alex:*Yelling* A MUTT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WOLF!

Me: Gotta run *Streaks off with Alex following her.*

So! Anyway! Somebody help me with the name D: I didn't know what to call it, so I just figured, 'Hey! I'll just name it 'Definitely not Haruhi!' then have the readers help me choose the name!

Grr…anyway, so, if you have any ideas, review with them, or, if you want to know a summary of the plot so you can have an idea on a good name for it, PM me.

But, anyway…

XD That was a REALLY fast motion of events.

'Walks through halls, meets the Host Club, about half the gang figures out she is a girl(while Tamaki is mentally challenged .[I mean, HONEY finds out faster than Tamaki XD]), Tamaki gets in her face and asks if she wants to be a Host member, THE END!

XD… I guess I'm not going to be a good writer with the Host Club stories, huh XD

Anyway; review! I need help with a name for it! If I don't get one by, let's say… chapter eight, I'll just name it 'Ouran HS Host Club Fanfic' until I do get a good name .

Leave a review at the sound of the tortured screams

Alexis: *Shoots Wolf a glance, trying not to kill her* what tortured scre-

*Tortured Screams Blare and Echo through the room*

Alex: O.O

:)