Somehow, I was asleep when America said his speech. (May I add that it was heroic?...Yeah, I don't believe in my brother's supposed heroicness.)
Then again, I also was asleep when Germany shouted at everyone. (I must've been a deep sleeper, then. Because no one can sleep thorugh his rants.)
When I was supposed to do my speech, I was still asleep, and Canada tried to wake me up. (Wait, who? Oh yeah, my older brother.)
Sometimes I always wonder why I do I attend these World Meetings. Oh yeah, because I am a country, and even though they're useless, I have to attend them.
If you're wondering who I am, I'm the United Mexican States, aka: Mexico. Yeah...don't ask me why I named my country that, my founders did...I had a better name for the country.
Unlike my older brothers America and Canada, I don't have blonde hair or blue/violet eyes. I have brown eyes, and messy brown hair past my shoulders, with a LONG curl by my left side, it's kinda like Canada's, except mine is sort of more...straight...and it's on my left side of my head...yeah, you get the point. Like how America's curl is Nantucket, mine is called Baja Cailfornia. But...I suggest you don't pull it.
Why? Well...people have told me that whenever someone pulls it, I freeze up, get a red face (like when you get stared at by people, because you did something stupid, and your whole face gets red? Yeah, like that), and then gets unresponsive...unless you douse me in a bucket of agua fria (cold water).
I also wear glasses. I know, I know, you're asking, "Weren't you the one who lost Texas?"...yes, I was the one who lost Texas, but if my big brothers America and Canada wear glasses (they don't just wear them for show, they do have bad eyesight), why I can't I, their little sister Mexico, wear them, since she has HORRIBLE eyesight?
Well...I found a new pair of glasses (really cute ones, too) that represent Tamaulipas (cough MexicanstateunderTexas cough), and since then, I wear that pair of glasses.
Anyway, enough about my life story. All of these elections are making me have headaches, and get dizzy and angry a lot*, so during my speech...I said a small suggestion I supposedly had during my sleep.
"Since I was sleeping through the meeting, and also getting pissed off at my people's reactions to the elections in Mexico,"...and then I paused, muttering, "because their angry reactions are making their country have headaches and start to PMS all of the time...", and then I looked up to the other countries, saying, "So, I thought, why not have a road trip? It can help us relax a lot."
Okay...did I mention how much of a idiota (idiot) I was during this speech? Seriously, I think I've been hanging around America a little too much...anyway, here what my fellow countries said when I said that.
"And how are we going to go on this, 'road trip' of yours?"
"Mexico, what does this have to do with your economical status?!"
"Ohonhonhon...I suppose it is a good idea..."
"Hell yeah! Let's go on a road trip!"
If anybody wants to know, it's England, Germany, France and America saying those quotes...in that order.
So here came one of my most stupid things I have ever said in my entire life-
"Um...I got no idea."
*Facepalm* And this was just the beginning...
England, that grumpy man who somehow became my best friend in who knows how long (hint, hint, it was when I first became a country), stood up and then shouted at me like this- "MEXICO! What do you mean, 'I got no idea'?! You have to be a little more organized when it comes to things like this!"
Okay, okay! You don't have to remind me of it!
So anyway, I got back into my seat, and the meeting went on...as usual.
So, when the nations were leaving and all, I was preparing to go home and maybe sleep in for a bit, I heard England calling me over.
"Mexico! Over here!"
At that time, I didn't question England calling me over, so I went there, and then said, "Sup? What do you need, England?"
England was just standing there, and said, "Mexico, is that idea of the road trip still fresh on your mind?"
I raised and eyebrow and replied, "Uh, sure, but why are you-", then I paused...wait...he's on to something...until I said, "England...you mean...we're are going in said road trip after all...?"
England then slowly nodded, as if he knew excatly what I was going to do, "Yes, Monica, we are going on said road trip...but you need to be more organi-"
"AHHHH! OMGOMGOMG! YES! SI! VAMOS A IR A UN ROAD TRIP (WE ARE GOING TO A ROAD TRIP)!"
Nobody, not even England was prepared for such a reaction of mine.
"Mexico! Pipe down!"
"Ah...okay."
So after England chided me of my fangirl-ish reaction, and told me to be more organized next time (pfff, as if), we then started onto finding good RV buddies. First starting with female nations.
But then England said, "We can't just start inviting everybody yet! We need to buy a RV first!"
England...you poor, poor fool...
"Inglaterra (England), I already bought a RV! With my own money!" Haha, with my brother's own money in his credit card...America should learn better than leaving his wallet out...
"Since when?"
"Since yesterday..." In case my road trip plan worked...which it did...
England facepalmed, and replied, "How many people can the bus fit?"
"It's a RV, Arthur.", I said, and then continued, "My RV has four bunk beds in a room, fitting about eight people, but if two people share a single bed, we can have sixteen people fit.", I then took a breather, and then continuing, "And if we include the bed fit for two, that's eighteen, but if we include the couch as a bed, if we have to, nineteen people can fit comfortably, but if we include the driver, then twenty people can come!"
See, England, I can be smart if I want to!
England looked kind of surprised at my math, since sibling country related to America equals- equally idiot sibling country. He should remember that I'm Mexico, not America.
So then I grabbed a sheet of my paperwork (it's old, so it's useless), and then grabbed my pen, and said, "Guest list, please?"
England, who snapped out of his surprised look on his face, and then nodded.
I then wrote both my human name and England's.
Monica Vasquez
Arthur Kirkland
So, first, we considered inviting girls. But...then we really don't have good choices in this case.
Numero (Number) One- Ukraine. Hmm...she's nice, but then again, she got her BIG assets, and really, I don't anything to happen to her...and there's the fact Russia is her brother. I REALLY don't want Russia to kill me just because of what happened to his sister.
Numero Dos- Belarus. No. Just...no. She would want to bring Russia with her, and then we have a possessive Belarus and a crying Russia on board...and as much I want to bring Russia along, we need to relax, not make the road trip more stressful than our work.
Numero Three- Taiwan. Honestly...I don't know her much. I may get to know her during the road trip...but I have a feeling that she doesn't like me much.
Numero Four- Vietnam. Same reason as above, but without the 'not liking me' part.
Numero Five- Belgium. She is one of my friends, but it's hard to get permission from her brother...REALLY hard to get permission from her brother.
Numero Six- Liechtenstein. Same reason as Belgium. And Switzerland thinks I'm a bad influence on her...but I'm not...right?
Numero Seven- Seychelles. She could come...but then there's the part that she hates England for making her a colony, so she might not come. Besides, I think she prefers to be in her island than go on a road trip.
Numero Eight- Hungary. Hell yeah! She is definitely coming! Anyway, she is a VERY good friend of mine, and since this might be a opportunity to see some yaoi (she's been going on a yaoi withdrawal lately...), she might come with us!
"Arthur, can you add Elizaveta to the list? Of all the female nations other than me, I think she has the most chance to join with us..."
"Monica...are you sure, I mean, I know how you get around Hungary..."
If you're wondering, I get crazy around yaoi too when I around Hungary...not that I don't like yaoi when I'm not around her...
"Yes, I'm sure!"
So we add her to the list.
Monica Vasquez
Arthur Kirkland
Elizaveta Héderváry
"Artie, add Alfred and Mattie to the list, I'm not going anywhere without them."
It's sorta true...I do go somewhere by myself, yes, but when it comes to a road trip, party or anything remotely fun (for us, I mean), I'm not letting my brothers miss out on anything.
"I knew you were going to say that, so I just added them on the list."
I looked at the list so far.
Monica Vasquez
Arthur Kirkland
Elizaveta Héderváry
Alfred F Jones
Matthew Williams
Huh. England knows me all too well.
As when I was thinking of MALE potential RV mates, someone hugged me from behind, surprising me. Now normally, I wouldn't get so surprised and freeze (in fact, I would just turn around and deck them in the face), but the voice that made me freeze.
"Ola, México. (Hello, Mexico)"
"Hola, Brasil. (Hello, Brazil)"
It was my boyfriend, Brazil. How we became boyfriend and girlfriend is a big mystery, but he's a pretty nice guy and has some good looks, with his dark brown hair almost looking black, and earth brown eyes, and-okay, I'm getting off hand here.
"So, Esteban, what are you doing here? I thought that you would've been in your country by now."
"Not when I heard about that road trip idea."
I rolled my eyes, "Who hasn't?"
Brazil then shrugged, saying, "I was in the bathroom at that time. When I came back, Colombia told me about your so called idea."
No wonder I saw a empty seat in the World Meeting table...huh...
Then I looked up to Brazil, and with a eyebrow raised, "So...why you're here, then?"
"I wanted to see if I can go to the road trip with you guys. I mean, dealing with Latin American nations is pretty much hard, you know.."
"Already done."
Whoops...forgot about England there...(even though we're standing next to each other...)
But anyway, I looked at the list to see if England truly added Brazil's name in.
Monica Vasquez
Arthur Kirkland
Elizaveta Héderváry
Alfred F Jones
Matthew Williams
Esteban Vela
England is one smart nation, I'll tell ya that...espacially when it comes to me...
"Did somebody say road trip? Kesesesese..."
And then here comes the Bad Touch Trio, aka- Prussia, Spain, and France.
"Oh god no.."
"Sup, Gilbert?"
And apparently they are England's worst nightmare...but for me, is a trio of people who used to babysit me when I was Spain's colony...(you wouldn't believe the things I did with France and Prussia...)
"Ohonhonhon...I see that there will be a road trip..."
"Si! I didn't believe that there will actually be one!"
Although chibi me and France don't go along so well...espacially THAT time...
"So...will the awesome me be invited?"
"And moi."
"Y yo tambien! (And me too!)"
"Okay, okay, settle down, I can all invite you."
"Bloody hell no, Monica! We are NOT inviting the perverts to go with us!"
"Arthur, the road trip will be VERY boring if the BTT doesn't come..."
"So...?"
We stared at each other for a long time...until England cracked under the pressure...and then rectuantly wrote the BTT's names down. Ha! Beat that, America!
So far, we have-
Monica Vasquez
Arthur Kirkland
Elizaveta Héderváry
Alfred F Jones
Matthew Williams
Esteban Vela
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Francis Bonnefoy
Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo
So far, we have nine people on board already.
"Can Lovi come with us?"
I then turn to Spain, saying, "Si, Lovino can come, and maybe Feliciano, too..."
"Ve...where am I coming?"
Second surprise of the day...I seriously didn't know that Italy was behind me!
"In West's-"
I held a hand up, and said, "No perverted comments, Gil. Save them for later."
"Ve?" I smiled softly at him and said, "You are coming on a road trip with us! Do you want to come?"
Italy then bounced happily, and then replied, "Si! Can I bring Doitsu with me? And Lovi?"
"Sure! Lovino is already invited, and Ludwig is on our list...England?"
The bushy-browed nation then held up the paper, showing the list so far-
Monica Vasquez
Arthur Kirkland
Elizaveta Héderváry
Alfred F Jones
Matthew Williams
Esteban Vela
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Francis Bonnefoy
Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo
Lovino Vargas
Feliciano Vargas
Ludwig Beilschmidt
Okay, 11 people so far, good. Although I want more...
"Monica. No more people. That is enough."
Damnit, England...but it's my fault, too...I shouldn't have said that out loud...although I still want more people...
"So, the almighty Mexico want more people on her RV?"
"Shut it, Prussia."
"NO ONE SHUTS UP THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!"
Well too bad there, Gil. ANYONE can shut up the 'awesome' Prussia. Espacially if said Prussia is annoying people.
"If it will make you happy, you can invite whoever captures your interest to our road trip if you like."
Well, thanks Igs.
But that I think about the road trip...I think we might need fake IDs...espacially when some of us look younger than 21...I think I know the right person for the job...
"Hey, Prussia, do you think you can get fake IDs for us, since some of us look underage..."
"Sure, Nika! Where do we meet, anyways?"
Augh, I hate that nickname...but anyway, I begin to think about which location...until Brazil piped up, saying, "Why do we need all of this preparation...can't we just wing it?"
Uh, oh. Brazil, you shouldn't have mentioned 'wing it'...espacially when in close proximity of Bushy Brows England...descanse en paz (rest in peace), Esteban...
England then turns to him, and glared at him, "Wing it? WING IT? You do that to your own bus! WE-", he points to himself, and then to the others, "-ARE much more organized to just 'wing it'!"
Welp, you got off easy, just some shouting from England...
But now...I already got my location...
I then stood up on the table and said, "I got it! You guys know the park nearby from here?"
All nations nodded.
"We'll meet up over there at 7:30 pm! From there, we'll plan what to do and where to go! So, then-", I then stomped my foot on the table, "-meeting adjourned!"
Ha. Feels good to be a leader for once.
All of the nations present (France, Spain, Prussia and Italy), then went out the door, while I got down from the table, and went to the door along with Brazil and England.
I'm starting to feel excited for this road trip...
A/N- This is the first chapter of Summer in a RV, Hetalia Style! Somehow, one of my favorite authors, ChocoVanille will be helping me in the next chapter! This is also inspired by Summer in a RV by Tweek Tweekers! Okay, one thing, the chapters will SWITCH POVs, so don't get surprised at the fact that one chapter is America talking, next is France, okey? Adios, STUPIDITY OUT!
Edit (8/21/2013): I had to remove Mexico's fangirliness (when I was reading it, she seemed a bit too Mary-Sue to me)...and make her a bit more tricky, mature and smart, and Brazil's human name was changed. So yeah, the whole first chapter was COMPLETELY edited, with just a few snitches of the original still in it.
*- This takes place when the presidential Mexican elections were on.