"Not this again!" Lucy groaned as she observed the state of her play station.

Natsu had roasted the controller. Again.

"Damn it Natsu this is the third controller this month you have destroyed what is your problem!?" Lucy screeched on top her lungs knowing that no matter where ever the hell that dragon slayer is hiding her voice will reach him.

But that was simply not enough. That dragon slayer was in need of a great lesson of a lifetime.

Picking up her cellphone she texted Rebecca about the situation.

It wasn't long before the door bell rang of her house indicating the arrival of the wanted company. Lucy rushed to open the gate for her friends.

"Please tell me it's not as bad as you mentioned in the text." Rebecca cried as soon as Lucy opened the door for her. She pushed lucy aside when she failed to give an answer under five second. Shiki, who's presence Lucy hadn't noticed until he caught her with his ether gear right before she hit the ground.

"Nice catch shiki!" Happy 2.0 cheered in the background. Shiki scratched his head and he meekly greeted Lucy.

Shiki often reminded Lucy of Edo-Natsu. He was just as meek as him. It was cute…which gave Lucy the perfect idea of vengeance on Natsu.

She laughed evilly while Shiki and Happy 2.0 sweat dropped.

Inside Rebecca was crying hugging the ashes of her dear controller. She had made the mistake of lending it to Lucy in whose house lived a certain fire dragon slayer.

"I am extremely sorry Rebecca. I promise as soon as I get my hand on Natsu I'll hand him to you do whatever you want okay." Lucy said to the crying girl. Rebecca looked at Lucy who indicated her to came with her to her bedroom. Rebecca followed her while sniffing before leaving she told Shiki and Happy 2.0 to make themselves at home.

Two hours later both Rebecca and Lucy came out of her room with smug looks on there faces. Shiki who had been sitting there reading one Lucy completed book, looked up and asked, "I was just wondering how exactly are you going to find Natsu remember last time this happened he disappeared for an entire week before finally showing up.

Rebecca and Lucy exchange looks and smirked. Slowly Lucy walked up to Shiki and before he could do anything or say anything she sat in his lap…

Shiki flushed looking at her and asking the obvious, "what are you doing?"

Apparently Happy 2.0 had left early to find Carla know Happy the original had ran off with Natsu this was his chance.

Rebecca smile coming behind Shiki she wrapped her arms around his shoulder and bit his ear before gently kissing itShiki shuddered. "Oh nothing…" she whispered before licking his ear don't mind us we're just…enjoying ourselves."

Lucy leaned forward almost squishing her breast against Shiki's face. She flirtatiously smiled before planting a kiss dangerously closed to his trembling mouth.

Then Lucy whispered close to his mouth as Rebecca worked her magic on Shiki's ear, "Yes exactly Shiki…now that Natsu is gone and probably isn't coming for a week…" Lucy took a deep breath before moving closer to him, "I…I want you…" Lucy whispered before glancing at Rebecca with hooded eyes and continued, "…both of you…please!"

Lucy pleaded and Rebecca moved to Shiki's other ear. She kissed it before whispering gently in his ear, "yeah…Shiki give it her baby…" Shiki sucked in a sharp breath. His entire body was trembling under those to vixens.

"I…I…I…ca-can't…" he somehow managed to get the words out of is mouth to no veil, both of them leaned onto him and whispered in both ears, "please…"

Shiki gulped and placed his trembling hands on Lucy's waist. To push her to pull her close he had no idea.

Shiki defeated mumbled a trembling "o-okay."

And that is all what it took…

To get the dragon slayer come out of his hiding (under Lucy's bed) place roaring on top his lungs, "DON'T YOU DARE!"

And well what happened after that is something pretty much something everybody guessed right.

Natsu was tied up in magic nullifying ropes, especially ordered from the world of celestial spirits, being tortured by Rebecca and Lucy. 'Vengeance for her charred controller' as Rebecca called it and 'punishment for making her break her promise of returning the controller without a scratch' is what Lucy called it.

As for Shiki he was somewhere in the background unconscious with a burned-bruise on his cheek.

Save to say Natsu never played video games again and if he ever did played…well let's Shiki always went on a vacation out a day before Natsu decided to play a video game…for a week.

Hey guys,

Honestly I could not stop laughing while writing this. I just had to share this lol!

Yours truly and still mirthful,

blackLocks