While Fleeting Thoughts will be the new home of my "serious" drabbles, this will be the new home of my silly/stupid/funny ones. Yep, that's just about it :)
This first one probably isn't all that funny, but, being from Massachusetts, I couldn't resist the temptation to pick on my home state.
A Reason To Stay In Northampton
"Ready to go, Raph?"
"Huh?"
"You wanted to see more of Massachusetts, right?"
"Yeah, Casey, but…"
"How about Ware?"
"Where?"
"Yeah."
"What?"
"No, Ware."
"Nowhere?"
"Yup."
"Give me the map, Case. What the…? Who named these towns?"
"What do you mean?"
"Chelsea? Clinton?"
"Heck of a coincidence, eh?"
"Belchertown? Cuttyhunk? Athol?"
"Watch your language."
"Gill? Sandwich? Braintree?"
"You trying to say something?"
"Gay Head?"
"I've never been that far south."
"Chappaquiddick? Hey, that reminds me of a limerick… never mind."
"Want to go to Satan's Kingdom?"
"Uh… that's in Massachusetts?"
"Naw, don't be silly, Raph."
"Oh, good…"
"It's in Connecticut."
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Yes, it was stupid. No, it didn't make any sense. Heh.