Yo Digimon!
(Parody of Yo Momma!)
Featuring: Calumon
"Yo. I'm Calumon, and this, is Yo Digimon. Where tamers and digi-destined throw down to beef on each others Digimon. Each tamer or D-D will compete for the pride of their season. Let's go."
"I sent out my main digis to call out the best trash-talkers in their hoods. Let's go to my man Takuya who called down all the tamers in season 3."
"Wassup! I'm Takuya. And I sent out a call for the best of season 3. 4 Tamers came for the pride of their hood season. Introductions!"
"WhAt'S up! I'm Ryo, and these rookies are total cheesecake. Ryo out."
"I'm here and I'm Takato. These guys are going down."
"Yo. I'm Rika, and I'm teach these boys some lessons in being !$!y."
"KAZU IN THE HOUSE! I'm Kazu, and I'm gangstalicious."
"Now that intro is done, let's go. I'm looking for originality, delivery, and Sting. Let's go!
Takato: Hey Rika. Your Digimon is so weak, she throws leaves at her oppenents! I feel a slight tickle!
Rika: Well, at least I didn't get a Frankenstein for a Digimon.
Ryo: Hey Kazu, the only thing that Guardromon guards as is a condom!
Kazu: At least I don't look like Van Helsing Reject!
Takato: Your Digimon is so dirty, he sweats tar!
Later...
"Ok I got my decision. The winner of season 3 is... Rika!! Great work Rika, your jokes had sting, speed, and were not clean."
"I said I'd teach these guys how to be a bitch while insulting. I'm going to go eat some shrimp. i'm going to be in the semifinals! Yeah!"
To be continued in round 2.