"Shit!" Jeff cursed. "Damn! Fuck! Shit!" He muttered, pushing his hair back. "Are you sure?" He asked his friend. "Yeah, I'm sure!" Audrey replied, looking at the pregnancy test again. "Jeff, you knocked me up! What are we going to do?" she asked him, tears forming in her eyes. "I have no clue, Audge." He stayed silent for a moment. "Fuck! What am I going to tell Beth?" He whined. "You won't have to tell her anything.. Jeffrey, I'm getting an abortion." the young woman replied. "No way, dudette. I'm totally against it. You're not aborting this kid." The Carolina native told his friend. "Well, I sure as hell don't want it! I don't want children, Jeff. YOU knew that!" The New Yorker pointed out. "How about you put it up for adoption?" Jeff suggested. "Why do it half assed? If I give birth to the child, I'm going to end up wanting to keep it. DAMNIT Jeff!" Audrey clenched her teeth and adjusted the head piece that was in her ear, which connected to her cell phone. "Jeff, I-- I'll call you back later." She hung up her phone and rubbed her temples. What was she going to do?

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"WHAT?! Dude, are you sure she's pregnant?" Monty Brown asked his friend. "Yeah, I'm beyond sure. She even told me. Hell she called back that night and said she took like five more tests to make sure... I just don't know what to do. Do I tell Beth or what?" Jeff groaned and put his head down. "You don't really have to tell Beth about that whole thing. "I mean, isn't Audrey dating that guy that works at Gamestop? Could she just say its his kid?" Monty pointed out then took a 'victory sip' of his soda. "And suppose the kid comes out with green eyes, brownish blonde hair... How do you explain that? " Jeff shot back. "Remember, Audrey is multi-racial. So anyone in her family could've had green eyes, brown/blonde hair. Doesn't mean she cheated." the former quarter back raised his eyebrow. "It could be proven scientifically." With that Monty got up and headed for the locker room to get ready for his match, leaving Jeff in a frustrated state.

"Whats going to happen? What does the future hold? There are so many things that I put off, assuming I had time. Whats going to happen to me?" Audrey cried on the shoulder of her best friend. "You're going to be okay, that's whats going to happen. Everything's okay. I'll be here beside you night and day. 'Cuz I swear to you... You're going to be okay." Kayla Evans (Audrey's best friend) promised and comforted her sobbing friend. "I'm going to be okay?" Audrey repeated in an unsure tone. "That's whats going to happen." Kayla reassured. "Everything's okay?" She asked again. "Everything IS okay. I will never leave you right here, I will stay with you because I promise that everything will be okay." the tall blonde model rubbed her pregnant friend's back.

Jeff sighed when he heard the conversation from the other side of the door. "Oh man." He said to himself and took a deep breath. He knocked on the dressing room door and waited for someone to answer it. "Hey Jeff." Kayla greeted the handsome man, moving back to let him in. "She's in the bathroom fixing her makeup." he pointed towards the back. "Thanks." Jeff headed towards the back and cleared his throat when he got to the door. Audrey turned around her tear stained brown eyes locking with Jeff's sincere green ones. "Look Audrey, I am so sorry for getting you into this situation. If I could turn back time and stop us from getting into that situation then I would. But I can't. And I know that you want to abort it but isn't there a way that we could raise it together?" He handed her the red and pink roses he'd bought for her. "Jeff... I appreciate this so much I'm only 20. I have my whole life ahead of me. And I'm sorry for getting you into this situation but I honestly don't think I can raise this child. I'm scared. What if something happens to it? How are you going to raise it if you're in a relationship with Beth?" She asked him. "What is my family going to think about me? All my friends back home in Flushing?" She wiped the tears that were once again falling. "Look, we'll do whatever it takes. But don't get rid of this child. Just because we made a stupid mistake- doesn't mean it has to pay for our stupid mistake. Please, I'm begging you... We can do this." Jeff stepped up and hugged his friend, stroking her shoulder length black hair. "Now c'mon, let's get ready. We've got a segment to do." He smiled and kissed her forehead. "Yeah, I'll see you out there." She told him and winked at him.

-A week later-

Shannon Moore, his new girlfriend Iman, Audrey's best friend Kayla, and Jeff's brother Matt all gathered at Jeff's house to hear the good news. Now, Shannon had met Iman through Audrey. Both girls were big fans of wrestling and from big cities.

Audrey was 5'6 and about a good 150 pounds. Although she wasn't fat she was just well portioned. Her measurements were 34c, 26 1/2, 38. Even though she was too short to be a a runway model she had been in many print ads for clothing companies. Born to parents of Jewish, Puerto Rican, and West Indian decent, Audrey grew up in a comfortable apartment in the small town of Flushing, New York. Just like Cameron, Flushing was a small town, hardly anyone heard of it. And nothing really happened there. But, it was her home.. Not matter HOW much she hated it (at times). Before actually going into wrestling, Audrey was studying medicine and was hoping to be a doctor but dropped out when she was offered a contract with the WWE. Of course she took it, along with the intense training that came along with it.

Iman on the other hand, was just an inch taller than Audrey but an inch shorter than Shannon. She'd been a fan of wrestling since her pre-teen years and knew that one day- she would HAVE Shannon Moore.

And Kayla... Where to being with Kayla. She had always been Audrey's best friend-- since the ninth grade. Their friendship quickly turned into a sister/sister relationship. They would discuss just about anything with each other; like who to fuck. Why'd they fuck them, and so on. Kayla was also born in Flushing, to a family of Jewish decent. She'd always wanted to be a runway model-- and she was always self conscious about her weight, her hair, her body. Her measurements were perfect for a 5'11, 110 pound model. Although not into wrestling at all, it didn't stop a few of the guys in the lockeroom from hitting on her, especially Matt Hardy.

"Hey beautiful." Matt drawled, putting his arm around Kayla. She looked at him then looked at his hand then looked back at him. She gently grabbed his arm and took it from around her. "Don't touch me." she smiled and winked at him. "Ever." She added, sitting down next to Shannon and Iman. "You know you want me." Matt smirked, going to sit next to her.

"Thank you all for coming. As you all know, Audrey and I have some big news." Jeff and Audrey came from the back, looking miserable than ever. "Audrey's pregnant." He said tiredly. The three friends gasped, while Kayla squealed in excitement. "OH! You get over here, you!" She said walking towards to hug her best friend. "Not a hug moment Kayla," Audrey stared at her. Jeff sighed and rolled his eyes, then grabbed the nearest object that was next to him. Luckily, it had happened to be one of his dog's chew toys; which was also one of his socks. He slipped it on his hand to a make a puppet and began to moving it as it was talking.

"But Jeffrey, I thought you didn't want any babies with anyone."

"Well, it appears that my aim wasn't that off. Which apparently isn't that common in most men."

"Holy crap Jeffrey! That must've really pissed you off!"

"Why yes it did. It did actually and what is your name?"

"Oh, I'm any generic fan who happens to ask you about your pregnancies and baby related issues."

"Oh well isn't that just nice?"

Jeff ripped off the sock and threw it on the floor. "This morality play was made possible from the generous grant by the 'Just See if I was Kidding' foundation." He said to everyone. Audrey sat down and rubbed her eyes while Jeff sat on the arm of the couch, toying with one of the leaves from his fake plants. "Well, I'm off to pick up some food.. I'll be back." Audrey took her car keys and left from out the house, taking a drive to clear her mind.

"Oh man! I can't believe you got her pregnant, bro. Way to go!" Matt said sarcastically, patting Jeff's shoulder, "It was an accident..., Oh God, what am I supposed to do now?" Jeff groaned as he buried his face into his hands. "I'm sorry Jeffy but you knew that could happen when you had sex." Iman said and everyone nodded their heads. Jeff picked his head up and bit his lip. "I have to tell you guys somethin' but ya gotta' promise not to laugh." he said. They all agreed not to laugh at what Jeff was going to tell them.

"Okay, on the night of say "conception", Audge and I nuded up and ugh, the dirty talk began, then I got a bit over excited." Jeff began nervously. "OHH she lika' the dirty talk!" Shannon bursted out. "I do! I find that it gets the ladies going and I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself. Especially when I use some of my different voices." They all stared at Jeff. "Anyway, there was some... unexpected friendly fire. And even though I never entered the village there was an air strike in one of the abline regions." he was interrupted by Shannon's loud cackle, which was ended when Iman pulled at his ear. "Anyway, I spoke to her OB/GYN doctor and they said its not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant.. Even if there was no actual penetration." Matt, Shannon, Iman, and Kayla sat there trying to hold back their giggles. "So you're trying to tell us that you've never actually had sex with her?" Matt asked, hardly containing his laughter. "No, I didn't have a condom..." the four left out a soft giggle. "And ugh, we decided not to have sex because, here's the kicker, I didn't want to get her pregnant." After their hard efforts, the four friends let out their laughter. The irony behind that whole thing was just too funny not to laugh at! Jeff rolled his eyes and stormed to his room.

"I'll go follow him." Shannon sighed getting up and Matt followed him to Jeff's room.

"So I take it that you're not thrilled about it too, huh?" Matt said, walking to Jeff's room. "Its not that i'm not thrilled... I just" Jeff struggled to find the right words. "I guess, I'm just scared. " He told his brother. "I'm supposed to be the stronger one out of both of us. This is driving me nuts." he sighed. "Hey dude, I know what can cheer you up, lets go play basketball in front of the arena. That way you'll take your mind off of this whole mess. And then you can get ready for your match." Shannon suggested, twirling the basketball that was on the floor on his finger.

They all agreed to basketball and all changed into their sporting attire. They drove to the arena and found a decent parking space in the lot. "C'mon let's play some hoops." Shannon said, hopping out the car and making his way to the court. "Umm Jeff what the hell is wrong with your shirt?" Matt asked when he read it. "What? Isn't it cool?" He looked down at the red shirt that read "BLACK by popular demand". Matt and Shannon didn't say anything, they just carried on their game of basketball. While praticing his running hookshot, the ball bounced off the backboard and hit Jeff right in the face, knocking him unconcious for a while. Shannon and Matt looked at Jeff and laughed, then headed into the arena to grab a bite to eat and get ready for their matches.

Monty Brown saw Matt and Shannon laughing before they went inside the building, then saw Jeff on the floor. "What happened?" He asked them. "His running hookshot knocked him unconcious." Matt maganged to let out. "C'mon Shan." they walked in the building.

The former quaterbacker lay down next to his friend until he came to. "Yo,yo, could I ask you a question?" Jeff drowzily asked. "Yeah." Monty replied. "Why are we lying in basketball court?" the rainbow haired man asked. "Your hookshot knocked you unconcious. So I lied down next to you so everyone would think that we were both chillin'." Jeff smiled at his friend. "Aw, thanks S.C.B." Monty looked at him for a moment. "What does SCB mean?" He asked. "Super Chocolate Bear." Jeff answered. "I love it." Monty grinned. "I knew you would." Their moment of peace was broken by Audrey who was running towards them.

"Are you okay, JefF?" She asked him, getting down and checking his forehead. "You've got a mark on your forehead. It looks painful." She tenderly rubbed it. She helped him then looked at Monty. "Thanks for staying with him." She helped him up, too. "So what do you guys have to do tonight?" Monty asked the two friends. "We have a little skit