A/N: Don't ask...just don't ask...
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Rain
Edward Elric hated the rain. He hated the cold. He hated the wind. He hated the weather. That being said, it seemed quite cruel when the heavens opened up above him and showered him and his brother with the rain he so sorely despised. Ed sneezed.
Alphonse glanced at his older brother.
"Brother?" he inquired.
"I'm fine, Al" Said Ed, wiping at his face with a soaking sleeve.
"Maybe we should wait for the rain to stop first…" Alphonse started
"I said I'm fine"
The elder Elric gave his brother a look before turning his gaze onwards. He was soaked to the bone, his red cloak heavy with rain. He turned his eyes upwards, blinking as the heavy raindrops hit his face.
"God damn rain…" he muttered, before sneezing again.
Roy Mustang was never fond of the rain, and then again, who would when one was rendered useless by a couple of innocent raindrops. This was precisely why he stood in his nice, dry office watching in silence as the raindrops left trails on his window while his paperwork lay untouched on his desk. The silence was quickly shattered when his door slammed open, revealing a very wet and very pissed Edward Elric. Roy smiled inwardly, before turning to face him.
"Fullmetal, you're dripping on my floor" he said "What happened did a drop of rain fall on you?"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY'D DROWN IN A RAINDROP!"
"Calm down" Said Roy, with a trademark smirk gracing his lips. "To what do I owe this lovely visit?"
The diminutive alchemist gave his superior a glare before thrusting a handful of soggy papers at him. Roy gave the papers a look before pinching them between his thumb and index finger.
"What is it?"
"What do you think it is? It my report, you bastard."
"When one receives a report, one expects it to be dry and readable, not soggy and illegible" Frowned Roy, before he grinned. "I'm afraid you'll have to do it again"
Now, Roy knew Edward long enough to know that the short alchemist would've been throwing one of his famous outbursts at the previous statement. What worried him was that Ed stayed completely silent. Not a word, he hadn't even moved.
"Fullmetal?"
Roy gave Ed a worried look before walking over and bent down so they were face to face.
"Edward?"
ACHOO!
Edward sloppily wiped his nose on his sleeve, his eyes never leaving the look of surprise on his superior's face. He gave Roy a fanged grin.
"Screw you, Mustang." He said happily.
Ed gave him a mock salute before leaving the room, slamming the door behind him.
Roy blinked in surprise, his eyes fixed on the place where Ed had stood.
Did he just…?
It clicked.
"EDWARD!"