These are the series of events that took place after an all out cold war was called in Annoy the Maou.
I do not own KKM, and nor do I make any money or profit.
When reading about each MI6 please hum the James Bond Theme.
When reading about CIA please hum the Mission Impossible Theme.
Please note the subtle differences between each faction!
MI6
Yuuri, Wolfram, Greta, Gisela, Gwendal and Anissina (or rather said 00Black, 00Blue, 00Brown, 00Green, G, and A) were leisurely having afternoon tea out on the terrace overlooking Celi's garden. The tea consisted of various common and exotic teas, pastries, cucumber sandwiches, scones, and sherry. They elegantly ate and eloquently chit chatted about little topics. But, the underscoring topic was to recruit more spooks into MI6. 00Black said that the four gossipy maids would be a good addition. G stripped that idea down. They were to gossipy.
00Green recommended her father. 00Blue was against it – just what he needed. Gunter to gush over Yuuri. G, on the other hand, thought it would be a good idea. A thought of it as an excellent idea as she could use some lab assistance. G asked 00Blue if he was willing to assist A in her lab. 00Blue changed his mind. Yuuri agreed. Gunter would be a great assistant for A. Gunter would be recruited.
Behind a column, unseen by anyone, stood a dressed in white, double lavender demon. He had heard the conversation. The wanted to recruit him only to be Anissina's lab rat!
CIA
In the depths of the bowels, of the shabbiest tavern in the village, was a secret room that smugglers used to use. The windowless room was large and had been cleaned and redecorated. A long the back wall were large flat screen monitors. One of the monitors showed a group of people having afternoon tea. The picture quality was poor, and the sound was all static. In front of the monitors were five desk. Each desk was equipped with a state of the art computer terminal. At one of the terminals sat Director Wise.. His glasses reflected the light coming from the terminal screen. He clicked the mouse. He typed in program codes. To his dismay he could not make the static go away nor improve the picture quality so he could read lips.
Off to the side in the room was another room that had been built out of glass. In the glass room was a long executive table which on each side was a five boardroom leather chairs. In the middle of the table was a free standing double sided screen. At the end of the table was a touch screen incorporated into the table.
The entrance to the windowless room was a large stainless steel door. The only way in or out of the room was through that door. The only way to open the door was by palm print identification.
Since the room was windowless, Director Wise had the forethought of installing a ventilation system. The ventilation system kept the room at a pleasant temperature. It was state of the art air conditioning system. The room was lit, of course, by state of the art, energy saving, lighting system.
The door to the CIA headquarters opened. Director Wise turned to see S.A.s (Special Agents) Brown and Orange enter. Behind them was their latest recruit. Director Wise approached the new agent and welcomed them. Both special agents had been surprised when Director Wise informed them of whom the new agent was. They had found it hard to believe that such a person would become a CIA agent and go up against MI6. Director Wise left out the reasons why the new agent was joining them. Wise lead the group to the glass room.
Each agent took a chair. Wise cleared his throat. "Lady Ulrike we are most grateful to you for join our agency."
"It is the least I could do for you," she replied.
"Lady Ulrike, Special Agent Orange and I found it very strange that you would gladly join us," said Brown.
"I understand your concerns, but I do have my reasons-" she was interrupted by Wise.
"If all of you would look up at the screen you will see why Lady Ulrike has joined us." They all looked at the screen. The screen showed the afternoon tea party. Wise adjusted the zoom and zoomed onto the table. The image was fuzzy, but there was no mistake. Standing next to the sugar bowl was none other than Shinou.
"His code name is Greatpenny," Ulrike explained.
"Hence the reason why I made this place our headquarters and not the temple," Wise added.
Ulrike continued, "He has confiscated my orb. He is using my orb to track the three of you. I can only use my orb when he is not in the temple. He reports directly to 00Black or G three to four times a day and for only a few minutes."
"So what is he using the orb for?" Orange asked.
"He is using it to track us down and watch our every movement," Wise explained. "If you have noticed there are no insects in the area. I have placed several wind powered state of the art electronic bug repellent devises around the area."
"No wonder there are no flies in the old tavern," Orange said.
Brown added, "Is he using the fly again?"
"Actually he his using several different types of insects," Ulrike explained.
There was a knock at the door. "Most be our order," Orange said as he rose from his chair and went to answer the door.
Two minutes later Orange returned. He was holding a box. On top of the box were 4 large mugs. "Who has the latte?" he asked. Wise raised his hand. Orange handed the latte to Wise. "Lady Ulrike I guess yours is the mocha with whipped cream." He handed it over to her. "Conrart you are the same as me. Straight up Black American." He hand Brown one of the last remaining coffees.
"What is in the box?" Ulrike asked.
"What else!" Orange opened the box, "DOUGHNUTS!"
After each agent had chosen their doughnuts, they continued with the briefing. "As I was explaining, he is using different types of insects. Thanks to His Highness' devices he has no bugs to bug us."
"In other words, our HQ is safe from his insect network," Wise added.
"There is one more thing," Ulrike added. "Once he is out giving his reports, I have access to the orb. I can review what he has seen during that time."
"Excellent! We can be one step ahead of MI6," Brown commented.
"There is another reason that Lady Ulrike has joined us. Would you like to explain Lady Ulrike?" Wise asked.
"Of course. The other reason is, well, I felt sorry for you. You only have three agents in the CIA whilst MI6 has seven, possibly eight. Also, except for one member, they are all powerful magic users. The only person here that uses magic is His Highness. You need more magic users. You are at a disadvantage. Also, I am the perfect mole. Who would ever suspect me to be a CIA agent? That would be laughable." Ulrike grinned.
"As Lady Ulrike stated, she is the perfect mole. At first I thought of giving her the designation of Special Agent Octopussy, but that would have given her away. Therefore from this day on she shall be known as Special Agent 99."
"Special Agent 99?" Orange and Brown asked.
"In the TV series and movie Agent 99's name is never revealed. She is always referred as Agent 99 or just 99," Wise explained.
"I like that designation. So, from now on please refer to me as Special Agent 99." 99 turned her head away from the table. "I must return to the temple. Shinou will be heading back soon."
With that, she rose from her chair and made her way to the exit. S.A. Orange volunteered to escort her back to the temple. 99 graciously accepted.
After they left Wise pulled Brown off to one of the terminals. He pulled up onto the screen a scanned copy of the original Annoy the Maou list. "A few days ago I figured out who sent this letter," Wise said to Brown.
"Who sent it?"
"Bob! Earth's Maou with Big Brother of My Friend's help."
"Bob and Shouri? Are you certain?"
"Yes. There are too many references to Earth customs for it to have been sent from here."
"I see. But why would Bob make up such a list?"
"I believe it might be in retaliation to the events after the reading of you know what. And you do remember what happened after the reading of you know what?"
Brown shivered. "Don't remind me!"
"Your punishment was not as bad as mine!"
"You must have had it bad. But I think Shinou's was the worse."
Wise nodded his head. "That was the worst! That is probably why he his sucking up to Shibuya. Anyway, I have been in contact with Earth. I let them know the situation. Bob is not happy the Shibuya is retaliating. Therefore, he is willing to help. As you may have seen, all this equipment and technology is Earth based. 99 was wrong when she said we were at a disadvantage. Actually we maybe at the advantage since we do not rely on magic. Look at this secret base."
"I have to agree. But from where are we getting electricity?"
"I refurbished and outfitted the old windmill at the back with the latest wind powered generators. Wind power is quiet, cheap, and easily disguised as a run down windmill.
"I have one concern about all of this," Brown said.
"What is it?"
"Just hope that Anissina does not see and get her hands on all this technology."
MI6
"It was a pleasure having tea with you this lovely afternoon," Shinou said. He had moved from the sugar bowl over to the honey. "I shall be leaving shortly. As soon as Ulrike returns to the shrine."
"Ulrike is not a the shrine?" Yuuri asked. He beat everyone to the question.
"No. She was recruited by Special Agent Wise."
"Ulrike has joined the CIA?" Wolfram said as he stood up and slammed his hands on the table causing the honey jar to wobble. Shinou held it steady.
"Yes, my bratty, descendant she has." Shinou moved away from the honey… just in case.
"Care to explain why she has joined them?" Gwendal asked stoically.
"The only thing I can think of is that she felt sorry for them," Shinou said with a wave of the hand. "Or it could be that she is angry with me for confiscating her orb."
"That does present a problem," Gwendal said.
"I wonder if her code name is Special Agent Octopussy?" Yuuri said wondering out loud.
"Who cares what her name is wimp!" Wolfram said as he slapped Yuuri across the head. "There are far more important issues at hand than her code name!"
"Like what?" Yuuri asked. He still thought that knowing her code name was important.
"She can help the Sage open portals to transport paintball guns." Shinou explained.
Yuuri paled. "Oh, yeah, that is a problem." Then he smiled. Paintball wars! How cool was that?
The white figure, still obscured by the column, overheard the conversation. Lady Ulrike was comprised. He shook his head. What should he do? Join MI6 and become Anissina's permanent lab rat? Or, join the CIA in order to save himself. What to do, what to do! What if… what if he joined both and became a mole? Better yet, he would join the CIA, let them know the Ulrike was comprised, and not become Anissina's lab rat.
The only problem was that he would be betraying his most precious King. But, it had been the King that approved that he be the lab rat. The lone white figure knew that if needed he would give his life for his King, but never be a lab rat! The King had Gwendal and Wolfram for that! And besides, MI6 agents out numbered the CIA agents. He had to admit it, he had fun annoying the Maou. So why not annoy him even more? That is what the Maou deserved for falling asleep during history listens.
The ghostly figure stealthily walked away from the MI6 meeting. He went to his chambers, found a long brown cloak, and left for the stables. If he had heard correctly, Lady Ulrike was on her way back to the temple. That meant the either Conrart or Yozak would be escorting her. Therefore, he would intercept one of the special agents on the way to the temple.
Later on in the afternoon Gwendal went looking for Gunter, but he could not find him anywhere.
CIA:
Wise and Brown where seated by one of the terminals going over the Annoy the Maou list. The next mission was coming up, and they had to recruit some more agents. They were in the middle of the discussion when the HQ's door opened. They both turned to see S.A. Orange enter with the biggest and devilish grin on his face ever.
"Do I have a surprise for you two!" Orange said as he let in a cloaked figure.
Wise and Brown stood up to see who the mystery guest was. The cloaked figure pushed back his hood as the HQ's door closed. Two pairs of eyes jumped out of their respective sockets. Two mouths dropped open and hit the floor. Slowly the eyes returned to their sockets, and the mouths rose up into giant smiles.
S.A. Wise cleared his throat. "Lord von Christ what do we owe the honour of your visit?"
S.A. Brown was more to the point. "Gunter, why are you here? What happened?"
"His most glorious Majesty, Lord von Bratfeld, and Lord von Vulture will attempt to recruit me to became that… that… woman's guinea pig! I heard it with my own two ears! I will serve His Majesty till my dying days! I will PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE FOR HIM! But NEVER will I be that Mad Scientist lab rat! I have my pride! And I draw the line when IT COMES TO THAT WOMAN'S MAD EXPERIMENTS! WHAT DOES YUURI WANT ME TO BE? HER PAINTBALL CANON MOVING TARGET? NEVER! YOU HEAR ME? NEVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!"
The three special agents where sympathetic towards the lavender haired mazuko's plight. Wise and Brown approached Gunter and patted him on the back. Then the most amazing thing happened; Conrart actually came up with an awesome code name for Gunter. "Gunter from this day on you shall be known as Special Agent," he paused for a dramatic effect, "Swordsman!"
"Swordsman?" Gunter asked meekly whilst wiping away his tears.
Yozak whistled, and Murata said, "Awesome idea!"
"I don't understand," Gunter said.
"It is quite simple Gunter," Conrart said, and he continued to explain, "If your code name is Snow, or Flake, or Lavender, MI6 will figure out that you are one of us. However if your code name is Swordsman, they will think that we are talking about someone entirely different."
Murata added, "Like Aldebert von Grantz or Gegenhuber Griesela."
"We'll have two moles," Yozak added.
Gunter shook his head. "They know about Lady Ulrike. They figured that between Ulrike and the Sage that you could open a portal and bring back paintball guns."
Murata's glasses gleamed. "So that is what they think. Follow me," he said as he walked towards the far wall to the left. The three special agents followed Wise to the far wall. Wise placed his hand on a brick and pushed it in. Another brick slid open revealing a control panel with numbers. Wise entered a code, and a brick door opened inward. Lights flickered on inside the secret room. "Follow me," Wise said as he entered the room.
S.A.s Brown, Orange, and Swordsman were dumbstruck. The room was four metres wide, ten metres deep, and three metres high. From floor to ceiling the walls were stacked with water pistols, water cannons, and various types of protective and stealth gear. Wise picked up a small water pistol. "Unlike the paintball guns, water pistols are small and easily concealed." He placed the pistol inside his jacket as a demonstration. "Where as paintball guns only use paint, water weapons my use a variety of liquids. Such as hair dye and ink. The water cannons can be filled with...I'll let you use your imagination."
Yozak let out an out of character evil laugh. The other three agents looked at him. "I was just thinking of Wolfram with a blue face matching his uniform." The agents laughed imagining Wolfram's face.
And thus, the stage was set for the next mission.
Meanwhile at castle, Yuuri and Wolfram were looking for someone, "Gunter where are youuuuuu?"
Da DA Dum! Da da Dum! Goldfringer...
von Oncins leaves the laptop to sing Goldfringer.