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Not So Random Pages Of Lily Evans' Diary
We are ever so selfishly jumping into the life of 17 year old Lily Evans, a brilliant witch who attends the magical school Hogwarts. Now normally we would all be spectators to the many different ways one infamous James Potter can manage to ask Lily out, but today we're taking it a little further and stealing some pages from Lily Evans' diary. The reason we're not stealing the entire diary is that it's so random we would be bored and we are, after all, doing this to be entertained. But these are the pages of a not so random day for Lily Evans, do enjoy...
Saturday - At breakfast in the Great Hall.
8:30 am: I'm sitting in the Great Hall quickly swallowing my breakfast, because I'm going to Hogsmeade later today. My egg's look kinda... suspicious. James Potter is staring at me, grinning, along with his smirking friends. I'm so not eating the egg's! Oh, Eva just asked if I wanted to play cards the muggle way.
8:32 am: Has anyone ever considered how boring shuffling cards are?
8:45 am: Okay me and Eva's game was rudely interrupted by this conversation:
James Potter: Hey Evans, wanna go with me to Hogsmeade? (He was smirking that damn annoying smirk of his, I know he was even though I didn't look at him)
Me: I'd rather wait and see if the Giant Squid ask's me out, since I would rather go with it than with you Potter. So why don't you just skip along with your little buddies and let me wait here all anxious. (I rolled my eyes and Eva snorted from laughter)
James Potter: What's with all the hostility Angel, you know deep down you love me why not just admit it, get it of your, ever so atractive, chest? (Still smirking, I just know it!)
Me: Don't call me Angel and don't let me know your thoughts about my chest EVER AGAIN!" (Needless to say, I yelled. Like loud. Like everyone turning their heads to follow the next episode of " 'Lily and James - Disastor!' New viewers can begin here" loud!)
James Potter:... So... I am allowed to have thoughts about your chest as long as I don't say them out loud?
Me: NO! (And that's when I left the Great Hall... 'Lily and James - Disastor!' To Be Continued')
8:53: As I walk up the stairs to get to my dorm, the thought that this thing between me and Potter has become nothing but a random part of my daily life scares the crap out of me I mean seriously
8:54: Sorry about the interruption, but I tripped. It's hard to walk and write at the same time. Where was I again? Oh yeah, I mean seriously James Potter has accomplished becoming a part of my life! Even if he is just one of those annoying small parts of life that you eventually come to think will always be there so you give up on trying to make them go away. You know, you just learn to live with them... I've learned to just live with James Potter in my life... I have failed. I am damned. I'll just go drown myself now.
Still Saturday - But now in my dorm.
9:05: Okay, so I didn't drown myself after all. But I give up. I have been starring into my closet for about ten minutes straight now, and I still haven't found anything even close to being an outfit... I'll just have to go in my sweatpants and loose t-shirt (I'm just saying this, I would never actually go outside of school in clothes like that)... I so need to go shopping for clothes while in Hogsmeade...
9:37: I finally got out of the shower and I'm definetely not gonna go in sweatpants and a loose t-shirt. I found an outfit once Eva also returned to the 'Marauder Free Zone' also known as the sevent years Gryffindor girls dorm... Anyway of topic, she let me borrow these really cool jeans that goes superwell wtih my white shirt. SAVED! What would I do without my precious Eva? I love her.
9:42: I hate Eva! She totally rubbed of toothpaste on my face. My newlywashed hair fell right into it. I now have rigid, minty fresh smelling locks of hair... Major haircrisis! ... HELP!
Now you might all think that this is very random, but there's still lot's to come...
Saturday - Bathroom in The Three Broomsticks
11:13: Luckily a little magic was enough to fix my hair, and me and me and Eva soon wandered off to Hogsmeade. Me happily unknowing about the events to come.
Anyway while we were walking, Potter seperated from his usual gang of troublemakers and walked up to me and Eva "Hey Davidson aaand Evans." Potter turned his attention to me so I decided to answer him "I assume you're here to ask me out again." I didn't bother looking at him, and if it weren't because Eva stopped to chat with Potter I would've kept on walking. "Well you know what happens when you assume, Evans." he smirked. Of course. "What?" I hissed at him. Knowing him he would've told me anyway. "I don't know. Something about a donkey. It's a stupid American phrase." He shrugs and grins. Ruffle his hair a little. Another one of his damn annoying habbits.
When I didn't answer him his grin grew wider "What's that the great Lily Evans is speechless?"
"No Potter it's called ignoring. You know what, I'll teach you. You can practice on me." I was rather proud about that comeback. Potter didn't give me some smartass, cocky reply which surprised me a lot. He just returned to his friends.
"Wow." Eva said. "I agree." was my answer.
"That was odd." she said, staring at The Marauders (Such a silly name, by the way). "I agree." I repeated.
"He's hot." "I agree. No wait!" I panicked as I realised what Eva just did. She grinned evilly at me, and I playfully pushed her.
"LILY EVANS THINK'S JAMES POTTER IS HOT!" she yelled while running away, I immidiately followed her but it was yet another one of her little schemes. She ran straight over to hide behind The Marauders. I just know she fancies Potter's best mate Black. James was smirking so much it made me want to hit him hard. Really hard.
"What's that Evans, finally warming up to Prongs?" Black smirked at me. Why do they both do that? Like one of them isn't enough, but no God hate's me and decided to make two. Just typical. Anyway, I said something insulting to Black and pulled Eva with me, away from them, to yell at her. Potter didn't really say anything about Eva announcing me supposedly thinking he's hot, which surprised me at the moment when I still thought this would be a random day.
Right after that something else odd happened. Eva just stared over at The Marauders as I yelled at her, so I finally gave up and said "Go talk to him." Him being Black.
"No, I can't. I'm not his type." She answered which confused me, because let me explain about Eva. She's beautiful, funny, a rebel at some days and smart. All of it something that usually defines Black's "girlfriends", the only thing that wouldn't appeal to Black is the fact that Eva ain't easy and she's a lot smarter than his usual "girlfriends" like for example Denise Mather who's been in bed for a week, because someone accidently let it slip that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. Apparently it broke her heart.
"Yeah right, you're not his type and James Potter hate's me." I rolled my eyes. I do that quite often when I'm being sarcastic actually. My comment earned a smile from Eva, but she still shrugged her shoulders muttering "I don't know..."
"But I do. So go talk to him, you usually don't have problems like this." I nudged her, and pushed her gently in Black and his friends direction. She threw her gorgous honeyblonde hair over her shoulder, pouted her lips and said "Because you're worth it." before blowing me a kiss and walking over to talk to... Remus Lupin?! That's right, she walked over and began to talk to Remus Lupin.
I really thought it would be Black she fancied of those guys, but the whole "I'm not his type." thing suddenly gave more meaning. Remus Lupin is actually smart, kind, polite unlike two other certain people I can actually stand talking to him. I even enjoy it at time, except when he came to talk about Potter of course. But everything just kept getting weirder and weirder, like Potter not glovering over the fact that I had indeed called him hot, and Eva liking Remus. She waved me over and I did actually, and to the surprise of all, walk to Hogsmeade with Eva and, sigh, The Marauders.
Well I've been hiding here in the bathroom for a while, so I should go out. If something intresting or another odd thing happens I'll write it down.
Satuday - Bathroom of The Three Broomstick again
11:16: OH MY GOD! My mom (!) and Potter's mom are sitting out there TOGETHER! Drinking tea, chatting away, comparing kids, doing what mother's do best. Now this is not the emergency. I'm quite used to it, my mom met Potter's mom at some teacher/parent thing at Hogwarts once and my mom, being muggle, was glad to meet a witch she could discuss my schooling and such with. The emergency is that the conversation went like this:
Me: Mom? What are you doing here? Hello mrs Potter.
Mom: Lily dear, hello honey. Well it was the funniest thing, but I was out looking for a new bookcase for the livingroom and I ran into Lillian who told me about this amazing little antique shop here in Hogsmeade. Oh look, here's your charming son James.
(I failed to see how it was the "funniest thing" especially when I then noticed Potter being in there also as he made his way to the table because his mom also spotted him)
James Potter: Mom? What are you doing here? Hello mrs Evans. And hi Lily. (He smirked, I could've punched him!)
Mrs Potter: Well I ran into Kirstie, who's shopping for furniture, so I took her here to go to that lovely little shop. Well now that you are both here, sit down and have tea with us. We wanna know how you kids are doing in school so far. (Why do mother's always combine forces? It's not fair!) Anyway, needless to say Potter grinned at me, before replying something polite and pulling out a chair for me.
Me: I gotta... (I pointed at the bathroom, and now I'm here again.) I can't go out there, and drink tea with Potter. Okay, 1, 2, 2 and a quarter... fine 3. I'll go.
Oh dear God kill me now.
A/N: These are the first "pages", I'll post the rest as soon as I write them. The whole "You know what happens when you assume" I borrowed from Gilmore Girls. Next up we have James and Lily playing a sort of Truth And Dare, and dementor attack. Please review, and let me know what you think and if you even wanna read the rest of the "pages".
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