I don't own Legolas (bursts out crying)
From: ElfWithFlair at m-wood dot com
Dear Elrond,
I am having self-confidence problems. My childhood friend Hald- no, Harry – is attracting more ellith than I am and I fear he may be more beautiful than me. I am afraid of becoming depressed. What should I do?
Blonde Heir
Dear Heir,
Don't be afraid! Since you are a prince, girls give up since you can only marry royalty, while „Harry" seems to have more freedom. Why don't you explore east and south? The kings and queens there are bound to have daughters! You'll find your princess one day,
Elrond
Wrote this during Maths. If you submit any ideas, you get credit and a virtual cookie!
Thank you to animepercystyle for telling me the plural of elleth. I do strive for perfection, at least spelling and grammar-wise.