The Sword and the Stoned
Wufei Chang, pilot of the Alto-long Gundam leapt through one of the many windows of Treize's estate, landing in Treize's enormous bedroom.
"Hello, my little Dragon,"Treize said as he saw Wufei enter.
"Little means weak ! That was an injustice ! YOU WILL PAY !" Wufei screamed as he lunged at Treize with his sword.
Incidentally, Lady Une was walking by in her 'Saint Une' personality when she heard Treize pant and say ,"Hold on, little dra **pant** gon. I'm having trouble getting my sword un **pant**sheathed
The Chinese young man yelled, "OH, YES ! I will shove my entire length into your body !"
Upon hearing this, Saint Une decided that she needed to get dangerous, so she pulled out her various syringes, but could not see which one was her prozac remover without her glasses. She said, "oh well." and injected her self with all three; LSD, a libido-booster, and her prozac remover. She was immediately transformed, and she listened for more, waiting for the perfect time to come in and kick Treize's penis off.
"Treize, you can run, but you can't hide, Wufei muttered to himself, "I'm-breath-coming-breath- for-breath-you !" As he spotted Treize beside a small bookcase, he screamed, "YESSSSSS !! " and lunged, breaking his sword next to Zechs as he heard a war cry issue and the door break down.
"Treize, you bastard !,"Une screamed as she ran at him. She kicked at him, but Treize nimbly dodged, causing Une's foot to hit the wall. "Ow-ow-ow-ow"
"Well, hello, sexy Wufeis, there are six of you here, eh ? And your clothing, so beautiful, all those swirling colors ! Come, here you sex-loving dragon, you," she purred. Suddenly she yelled," Hey, you, the Wufei by the window, get you lower extremities back here !"
She lunged at the window, but as there was no one but her hallucination there, she fell 50 feet down.
Treize leaned out the window and winced. He then called down "lady, get out out of my rose-bushes at once !"
When he turned around, Wufei was gone. "Oh, well, I'll just have to take my bath alone, again."