Me: Well I just got told to do something, and well with my deisese I don't wanna do it, so instead I did this. You see in Social Studies we're studing the American Revolution. ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUEAL! Well for right now it's changed to ALL WRITERES ARE CREATED EQUAL, AND WE HAVE ALL RIGHTS TO BE SELF EVIDENT! No clue what that means... Well enjoy this. I did not write it. My charactor Jake did.
He's a strange child.
Rachel isn't afraid of many things, but there is one thing that freaks her out more than anything is the world.
She's so afraid of it she has nightmares worse than those with all that Animorph business.
Rachel is deathly afraid of pancakes.
THEY MOCK YOU, I TELL YOU MOCK YOU!
One day Rachel came down stairs, and stopped at what she say.
Her little sister Jordan was making pancakes, and the scariest of all pancakes.
She was making those in the shape of Mickey Mouse.
Rachel stared in horror as her sister placed a pancake on a plate.
"Hey Rachel" Jordan said. "Want a pancake?"
Rachel then ran screaming from the house.
Me: I know what you're thinking. PANCAKES? HOW CAN YOU BE AFRAID OF PANCAKES? Jake is a strange child. Make fun of him, and I'll punch you in the trachea. Make fun of this story, and we'll kick you in the part of Ouranus where Aphrodite was made out of. Well if you're a boy, that would make no sense if you were a girl... I'll steal your clothes, or books, or whatever you love.
I will not take your Justin Beiber, or One Direction stuff.