So I had an idea for a short story while I was at work, and well... Here it is.

Each event is separated by a line.

I do NOT own Fairy Tail or it's characters, just the experiences XD

Levy loves her job, but sometime its just too much to handle... Like right now for instance, her coworkers were making some of the most pervy jokes about the hand pump they had to use to fill the donuts because the hopper was down.

"Come on Levy, you'll need this practice for when you're with" Lucy called as she pushed the stick down and moaned "Gajeel!" Then she proceeded to pump the pale cream into the donut roughly.

Cana doubled over laughing with tears slipping from the corner of her eyes as I began to turn the color of Erza's hair.

"Lu, move over for a sec." Cana giggled as she took Lucy's spot at the pump. "Levy, are you watching?" She didn't wait for my reply, "So you need to hold the base and the stick firmly!" Cana fell apart laughing again and stepping away from the pump, "Now you try." She said as she recovered.

I hesitantly stepped up to the pump eyeing it with caution as though it would bite me. As I place my hands on the pump a pervy idea popped into my head and a smirk forms on my lips as I rethink what I'm about to do.

"Actually Lu-chan, it's more like this!" I shout then I begin moaning loudly and wildly as I toss my head back and wink at the two stunned girls.

Just then Mira walked around the corner. "I'm glad you ladies are having fun, but the people out front think you guys are back here doing the deed. I just need you to be a little quieter but other than that, Levy, you sound hot!" Mira finished with a wink of her own.

"Hey Natsu, we need some donuts trayed up please?" Lucy called to the baker in the back.

"No!" Natsu hollered back.

Lucy rolled her eyes and went to the back and Cana and I started up a conversation about how Natsu liked Lucy even though her was with Lisanna. When Lu came back, she had flour all over her.

"Lu! What happened?" I asked stepping around Cana to get a better look at her.

"This!" Lucy yelled as she threw a handful of flour at me.

"LUCY!" I scream and turn around just in time for Cana to hit me with a handful of fluff.

"CANA!" I continue to scream.

Both girls are holding their stomachs and laughing and I'm looking down my body at all the damage.

While they are still laughing I grab the glaze spatula and smear glaze all over Cana's face causing Lucy to laugh even harder. Turning around, I get a hand full of the powdered sugar and whip it at Lucy.

Mira then comes around the corner. She looked at us, rolled her eyes and walked away muttering about kids.

Oops.

I was putting donuts on a tray in the back when I felt something bounce off my back. Standing straight up from my crouched position I look around for the object only to find a donut on the floor by my feet.

"What the..." I then hear Natsu and Laxus laughing on the other side of the rack.

"Who threw that?" I demand.

The boys pointed at each other both giggling.

Ok, they wanted to do this the hard way.

They both stop laughing as I throw a donut at each of them. They share a look before they run at me.

Fuck!

I turn to run but it's too late. I'm hit by multiple donuts. With no other choice, I turn and start throwing the donuts on the tray in defence.

"MIRA! HELP!" I yell and soon she is at my side aiding me in a donut battle to the death!

OK, so there may or maynot be another chapter... IDK, it depends on how well this one does.

-Vk201