Episode 1: Heroic Beginning!
Superman: Hey Batsy! ;D
Batman: -.- *sighs* What? Your done saving the world being faster than a speeding bullet and now you came to bug me?
Superman: *quiet* Sure, why not!
Batman: -.-
Wonder Woman: *appears next to Batman and Superman* Hey, you two!
Batman: hey...
Wonder Woman: *looks at batman* Is he sulking again?
Superman: *not paying attention* huh, what? oh yeah, I'm kinda learning to tune him out tho!
Wonder Woman: Lucky....
Flash: *comes speeding by* Qaslkdjuhfdhlkjwlkj!!! *speaks so damn fast you can't understand him*
Superman: Hey speedster!
Flash: Jfyfbpio! *Translation: Hey!*
Batman: Did you need something?
Flash: *stares at Wonder Woman and runs by her* Stahsoiu!! :o *Translation: Hey amazon babe!*
Wonder Woman: what'd he say???
Flash: Yloidjhsp! *Translation: Wanna have sex sometime!*
Batman: *elbows superman and starts to laugh, because he has his Flash Translator with him* um, he said "Do you like fighting crime?" ;D
Wonder Woman: oh, yes! Yes I do!
Flash: HFIISJJDPERY!!!!! *Translation: Yes!*
Batman and Superman: *burst out laughing*
Wonder Woman: what? What are you guys laughing about?
Green Lantern: *flies to everyone* Hey guys!
Batman: Hey Hal Jordan!
Green Lantern: It's John Stewart, ass!!
Batman and Superman: *laughing*
Superman: That never gets old! ;D
Martian Manhunter: *talks to everyone through telepathy*
Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman: WTF!!!!
Flash: SHFURLKSD!!!!! *Translation: WTF!!!!*
Superman: You need to cut the telepathy crap, green dude! It freaks us out like no fucking tomorrow!
Batman: wait... that's not Manhunter! Is that you, Walter Bremlin?? I thought I killed you!!!! :(
Martian Manhunter: *appears out of no where* No, it's really me....
Batman: *sees MM* oh hey green dude!
Martian Manhunter: *sighs* You know, even though you and the earthlings here make jokes about my alien heritage, I still care for them and this planet!
Superman: Nice monologue.... too bad the ppl here on the planet don't feel the same about you! *laughs*
Batman, Green Lantern, Flash and Wonder Woman: *laughing*
Martian Manhunter: -.-
Superman: Nah, Im kidding! Some ppl like you! ;D
Martian Manhunter: Gee, thanks....
Shayera (Hawkgirl): *appears from the sky* Hey guys!
Green Lantern and Flash: *stare at Shayera* :o
Superman: *Whispers to batman* You think Wally (Flash) will try that same thing with Shayera that he did with Diana? (Wonder Woman)
Batman: Let's hope not, Shayera is the only one of us who can understand him! *laughs*
Superman: *laughs*
Green Lantern: um... ah... hey, shayera! *shy* :-[
Shayera: why are you shy, John! We're over, remember? Ever since you chose that slutty Vixen over me!
Green Lantern: Vixen is not a slut! She just dresses like one......
Shayera: The fact is John.... You killed our son!!!
Green Lantern: WTF!!!
Batman: I'm staying out of this one....
Superman: same!
Shayera: Yeah! our future son, Warhawk! Yeah, Batman told me all about him!
Batman: What did I just say?! I'm not in this!!!
Shayera: Whatever, yeah, u killed him when u chose that slutty Vixen...
Green Lantern: I'm never gonna hear the end of this... -.-
Batman: Please, Hawkgirl, You need to calm down...
Everyone (Except Shayera and Batman): O_0!!!! *backs away*
Shayera: *looks at batman* What did you call me?! :(
Batman: *tries to act innocent*huh what? I didn't say nothing... it must of been a little birdie!
Shayera: *chases Batman with mace* I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT AGAIN!!!!! AND DON'T TRY TO MOCK ME WITH THAT "LITTLE BIRDIE" CRAP BECAUSE I CAN TALK TO BIRDS, IDIOT! :(
Superman: *whispers to Green Lantern* Sucks to be him! *laughs with John*
Batman: *runs like a scaredy bat*
Booster Gold: *walks by the others* Hey guys! ;D
Shayera: I'm out!
Superman: me too!
Green Lantern: me three!
Martian Manhunter: same!
Wonder Woman: Uh, the messenger god is calling me! Bye!
Flash: *Already gone*
Batman: *disappears in shadows*
Booster Gold: Aww man!! This is 2nd Grade all over again! :(
*End*