Deadpool, the world famous bounty hunter and burn victim-
"Hey! I resent that!"
Wade, shut up.
Anyway, the bounty hunter was patroling a rather strangely colorful forest, when-
"Get to the good part."
*Sigh* Wade.
"Yes?" The red and black mercenary responded.
I'm trying to. However, you succesfully started bugging me. Shut up, or I'll cut it off where it won't grow back.
"Whimper."
Better. Now...
He came around a tree, finally sighting his target. A small, pink pony with curly hair was happily bouncing along-
"Ponies can bounce?" Wade asked.
NOT REAL, DEAD POOL. STOP BUGGING ME.
"Fine, sheesh. Now..."
He unslung the rifle from his back, taking careful aim, ready to kill the little pony, only to-
"Whatcha up to?" Pinkie asked from beside Deadpool.
"I'm getting ready to... shoot..." He froze and turned to stare at the pony.
"You." Was his only word as he stared at the bouncing pony.
"That's mean. Cupcake?"
Deadpool blinked several times, staring at the pony.
"I want to kill you, and you offer me cupcakes?"
"Sure! The author won't kill me!"
Deadpool blinked. "You know about the author?"
Pinkie nodded. "Yep. Don't you?"
Deadpool smiled, but it was impossible to tell with the mask.
"You're a small, pink pony that can talk and break the fourth wall."
"Yep!"
Deadpool coulnd't help but smile. "Wait... then why did the author have me after you?"
Plot device. Work with it.
Pinkie shrugged (How the...?). "As he said, plot device."
Deadpool facepalmed. "Really? That's the best he came up with?"
Deadpool, I've had a trying day. Now, be quiet.
"No! I'll tell you want I want! I want-"
Screw this. I'm taking the role of God here. Hah! Deadpool, you are a pony.
"No I'm not!" He yelled, jabbing a hoof towards the last scentance.
Hoof, Wade. Hoof.
"Damnit!"
"Hey!" Pinkie glared at the mercenary. "He's trying to keep this K rated. Well, he was, but then he did this thing with the naughty jokes, and presto! You're there, I'm here, and a parade of ducks are somewhere in Switzerland!"
...
"Author, are you alright?"
How... how did you know about Switzerland?
"Long story."
"I_00I! I'/\/\ 5p39II/\/ I/\/ 1337!" (translation: Look! I'm Speaking in Leet!"
Wade...
"That was cool, Deady!"
Pinkie...
"Tacos!" "Smiles!"
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! I TRIED TO GET YOU TWO OUT OF MY HEAD, AND THIS HAPPENED! GAH! NO MORE! MY BRAIN HURTS!
Pinkie and Deadpool stared at me as I walked away, reaching out to hit the keys.
"What would he say, here?"
"Probably... 'I'm getting back to Fairy Harry'"
I HEARD THAT!
(AN: Boredom and sleep depravation are not a good combination. I shall now beat my head on the wall.)
(AN2: Yeah. It's bad. I don't care.)