Nemesis Meets the Digidestined:A Resident Evil/Digimon crossover
Nemesis has just killed Brad Vickers in front of the RPD as Jill Valentine comes in.
Jill Valentine:Brad!NOOO!!
Nemesis:STARS!
Nemesis walks towards to Jill and is about to grab and squeeze her when a white light surrounds nemesis and pulls him up into the sky.
Meanwhile...In the Digital World.....
Tai:We're lost and seperated from our Digimon!
Matt:And its all your mother fucking fault,Tai!
Tai:You asshole!
Tai and Matt start fighting.At this time Nemesis crashes 50 yards north in a clearing in the forest.Tai and Matt stop fighting and run toward the clearing. The others follow.Ten minutes later they reach the clearing.
Mimi:Ewww,what is it?
Izzy:It seems to be a mutated organism
Tai:Explain it in fucking English,Izzy
Izzy:Its a zombie
Nemesis jumps out of a tree in the center of the clearing.
Nemesis:STARS!
Everyone(exept Tai):It can talk!
Tai:Yeah,it talks like a pimp fucking a hoe
Nemesis walks over to Tai and picks him up with left hand,and puts the right one on Tai's face and starts shooting acid out of right hand.
Tai:HEL..P
Nemesis drops the acidated corpse and walks over to Izzy sitting on a rock with his laptop. Nemesis takes the laptop and takes off Izzy's pants.
Nemesis:Up Yo' ASS!
Nemesis turns the laptop sideways and sticks it up Izzy's ass.He screams with pain and Nemesis smiles.Izzy runs into the forest.Nemesis starts laughing.
Sora:You think thats funny?
Nemesis:Yes
Sora:You are one seriously fucked up prick zombie
Nemesis is now pissed.He stares at Sora.
Nemesis:MY NAME IS NOT ZOMBIE,ITS NEMESIS YOU WHORE!
Sora stares Nemesis in the eyes.Then Nemesis runs over to Sora and jumps up high above her
Sora:You a chicken,Neme-prick!
Nemesis:You are about to be a WHORE PANCAKE!
Nemesis lands on Sora and squishes her.Nemesis takes a bite of the WHORE PANCAKE.
Nemesis:MMM,MMM,GOOD!
Matt:Hes a prick alright!
Everyone:NEME-PRICK,NEME-PRICK!
Nemesis:Stop making fun of my name!
Everyone:NEME-PRICK,NEME-PRICK!
Nemesis:Thats it you bunch of sluts and assholes!
Nemesis pulls out his Rocket launcher.He aims at the middle of the group and fires a rocket. It lands and kills the remaining Digidestined.He smiles and is teleported back to the Resident Evil world. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's Notes:How was that?I plan to do a sequel with cameos from other video game characters.Please review and and send me feedback at my E-mail address!