Announcement: This is in author's point of view. This is my 1st fanfic; lots of my friends say this story rocks! This is a One-Shot.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or its characters; Stephenie Meyer does. And I don't own Zac Efron nor does Stephenie Meyer. I own Hokey though.


Once when Bella was going to school in Phoenix Suns High, a basketball school, on a Tuesday when she said "Bye; I love you, mom!"


Bella loves her mother so much that her mother died; too bad Hokey died. When Bella was in front of her school, she had Leprosy and she died 5 seconds later and her body parts got separated.

There was a new basketball player; his name was Edward Cullen. Too bad Bella didn't know Edward at all.

Edward had a heart attack but lived and suddenly turned into Zac Efron while saying, "I lived and, cool, I'm Zac Efron! Thank you, thank you; thank you very much." In an Elvis Presley voice; then Zac, used to be known as Edward, married his sister or used to be sister, Alice Cullen while meeting Johann Sebastian Bach.


And they all lived happily ever even Bella and her mother in category; even though Bella is mourning she didn't meet Edward Cullen.


Hello, my story is better than all of yours, if you even have *wiggles eyebrows*

Sorry for all Twilight and Elvis Presley fans… and Zac Efron fans.

Sincerely,

fldbkd97531