A/N: This is just a silly short story I wrote over lunch at work one day. I guess it's on the borderline between heavily inspired and a crossover with the ASDF movies. So yeah, it's pretty stupid and random, kind of crackish, but hopefully it put at least a little grin on your face.
Final words
He stood in front of his nemesis, the Dark Lord Voldemort, and was surrounded by said man's Inner Circle of Death Eaters deep in the Forbidden Forest. The Dark Lord aimed his wand at the youngster with a cruel grin.
"Any final words, Harry Potter?" he asked mockingly.
Harry simply smiled before he replied.
"I like trains."
The Death Eaters stared in chock at him whilst rage was practically written in the face of the evil wizard.
"Do you take me for a fool, Potter?" growled Voldemort and was just about to throw the killing curse when the obnoxious sound of a train-horn and crashing trees interrupted them.
People gasped as they saw their Hero emerge from the forest all splattered with blood, and Ron and Hermoine rushed up to him.
"Oh my god! Harry! Are you okay? Wha-"
"Relax, 'Moine, I'm fine", Harry interrupted.
"But... What about all the blood, mate?" asked Ron weakly.
"Don't worry, it's not mine. Apparently the Hogwarts Express decided to take a trip through the woods just where Voldemort and his Death Eaters happened to be standing."
As the-boy-who-lived started to head towards the entrance of Hogwarts, he had to suppress a smirk as he heard Ron's whispered question to Hermoine.
"Bloody hell, does that mean the train is sentient?"
Sentient indeed.
A/N: I told you it was stupid :P Anyway, let me know if I made some grammatical error etc.
Also, I've started a multi-chapter story. Not my first one, but it might be the first one I'll upload. I haven't gotten far on it, it's just the prologue and first chapter that are done, but I was considering to start uploading it anyway. The reason I've never uploaded the others were because I wanted to finish the whole story first and then just edit every chapter before uploading it but I think I want to try to write this one part by part... What do you think? It's a Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter crossover centring around mainly Hughes. If you want to know more about the plot I suggest you take a look at my profile under the HP/FMA section and look for the "Long Lost Uncle/Father" cause that's pretty much what it will be about with some certain changed/additions.