YEAH A NEW FANFIC YAY! WELL, ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID WRITING IT!
The day went on as usual for the Japanese Task Force. They watched L on his computer, staring at the new Misa Misa commercial. "C'mon, Ryuuzaki, don't you have anything better to do?" Aizawa asked, rolling his eyes. All of a sudden, the door burst open.
"OHMIGOD GUYS! TODAY IS MISA'S BIRTHDAY!! OH MY FREAKIN' GOODNESS! WE'RE GONNA BE IN DEEP SHIT IF WE DON'T GET HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT! AHHHHH!!" It was Light, who had a frantic look on his face. Matsuda started panicking, and then Aizawa ran to turn the sprinklers on, and everyone was wet. Mogi was running in circles, "SAVE THE MARSHMALLOWS!!" he cried. Souichiro was on the floor, rolling around like a baby. Meanwhile, L was drinking his coffee and then got up. He cleared his throat, "...AHHH MISA MISA'S BIRTHDAY!! WHOOO HOO HOOOO!" he waved his hands in the air. "But guys! I made this for you!" Light pulled out a DVD, "It shows the history of Misa and I." he said, and everyone let out an "Aww" . "I also made a copy for the computer. Ryuuzaki, put it in your computer and just put in this DVD." Light smiled. L took one copy and put it in his Macbook while he put the DVD in his new DVD player, and the screens lit up. "Impressive work, son." Souichiro said, nodding.
"What the crap!!" L shouted. "What is it, Ryuuzaki?" Matsuda walked over, "My macbook! There...is lots of viruses!!" he cried, and hugged Matsuda, burying his face into his shoulder, crying. Matsuda blinked, and walked with Ryuuzaki and sat him down. "Look, let's watch the Misa and Light video." Matsuda patted his back. As the middle part played, everyone started shaking. Light jumped in front of them, "Yes! It's working! Mwahahah!" he ripped his suit off, "Ryuuzaki, I'm stealing you! So I'm going...commando!!" Light ran in his under wears, and L was frozen and couldn't move. "Urgh...I always knew you were a gay bastard...I'm sure of it...10!!" he murmured. (Of course...10100) Light grabbed L's arms, while he wailed like a woman, "Rape! Rape! Someone help me, I'm being attacked by a pedofile! Pleaseee!" L wailed. Then, the windows broke! It was...SUPER MELLO! "I'll save you!" Mello threw his chocolate shuriken at Light. "Oooh tasty...OUCH!" he swallowed the metal and he fell on the floor, "Urgh! Uck! Uck!" Light was choking, right when Misa came in, "I'm...huh?!" she blinked. "Oh crap! Haul ass!" Mello disappeared in a flash. Misa ran over, "What the hell? Ryuuzaki!!" Misa shouted. L shook his head, "He wanted to...rape me." he sighed. Misa hit (dead) Light with her pocketbook, "Bastard!" she hugged L, "I always loved you!" she sniffed. L wailed, "Someone...HELP MEEEE!"
...And the rest is for your imagination ..
XD I love L and all, but I had to do it! I don't like yaoi...but I know Lightswitch is in love with my boy...but L is not in love with him! So, pure crack...well, the end!